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“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?”
Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal”. The man answered” “Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me that dog was a Christian.”
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
“I’ve got good news and bad news,” replied the gallery owner. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered whether it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.” “That’s great!” exclaimed the artist. “So what’s the bad news?” “The man was your doctor.”
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