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June 18th, 2019, 08:05 PM	#601
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	Zombie's wouldn't even eat you. I heard they are allergic to shit __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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June 19th, 2019, 01:44 PM	#602
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,559 Times in 69,067 Posts	Ok so maybe should have waited until after the Christening to show her the wart on my penis , Butt still Does this look weepy to you ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 19th, 2019, 08:25 PM	#603
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	your one of the few people that craps are afraid of __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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June 19th, 2019, 08:51 PM	#604
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Every time you open your mouth God weeps

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June 20th, 2019, 01:22 PM	#605
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,559 Times in 69,067 Posts	Alright so maybe hitting her in the stomach rather than throat would have been better , Butt still "Hahaha sucker punch" __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 20th, 2019, 02:17 PM	#606
dabsy7 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 161 Thanks: 674 Thanked 841 Times in 129 Posts	Your daughter's throat is deeper than the Mariana Trench

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June 20th, 2019, 06:44 PM	#607
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Who knew she had been to Thailand __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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June 20th, 2019, 10:33 PM	#608
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,102 Times in 29,852 Posts	even sex traffickers would return you to sender __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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June 21st, 2019, 09:39 PM	#609
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	So how was it being Hitler's lover __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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June 22nd, 2019, 02:00 AM	#610
davidfox Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 9 Thanks: 2 Thanked 47 Times in 7 Posts	Suppose a blowjob is out the question??

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