Things You`ll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!! - Page 3

emexem · October 5th, 2011, 12:43 PM

Took my girlfriend out for a once in a lifetime meal last week. Wont do that again.

Estreeter · October 5th, 2011, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by emexem

Took my girlfriend out for a once in a lifetime meal last week. Wont do that again.

You mean you're never gonna eat again

**Jason-X** · October 5th, 2011, 04:27 PM

I'll never venture over to kink.com again because it stands for everything thats wrong with todays porn! I don't care if it is scripted, Promoting abuse towards women dosen't get me off, It makes me wanna fight!!

**mellowyellow** · October 5th, 2011, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by emexem

Took my girlfriend out for a once in a lifetime meal last week. Wont do that again.

Explain

**Brecht** · October 5th, 2011, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason-X

I'll never venture over to kink.com again because it stands for everything thats wrong with todays porn! I don't care if it is scripted, Promoting abuse towards women dosen't get me off, It makes me wanna fight!!

Porn of the 2000s is simply worthless. Only a few models/actresses got my attention but the porn as a whole is completely uninteresting to me, especially that gonzo shit and low quality garbage like Brazzers. I don't see any sexual satisfaction in choking a woman while tearing up her ass.

emexem · October 5th, 2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mellowyellow

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Without wishing make to make a meal out of it

If you do anything on a "once in a lifetime basis" by definition its something that you cant or wont do ever again

**mellowyellow** · October 5th, 2011, 05:33 PM

I never go on a diving trip without seasickness pills ever again!!

Normally I'm good in a boat on choppy seas but somehow after diving it goes bad... It could be the long swim back to the boat after a dive and inhaling the exhaust fumes, or I inadvertedly swallowed some seawater ???

**sweatyhat** · October 5th, 2011, 05:48 PM

mellowyellow's mention of boats reminds me of a trip I once took on the Swansea-Cork overnight ferry.
Returning from a wedding in Ireland the sea was a bit choppy, force 10 in fact. The missus went to bed and I stayed in the bar with my new acquaintances taking advantage of the cheap Guinness. Staggering (pissed with no sealegs) back to our cabin at midnight, I spent a futile half hour trying to retain the contents of my stomach that I eventually let go. That was a horrible night, lying in the dark on a rolling sea with a spinning head.
At 6am, the crew were hammering on the cabin doors shouting, "Key please!"

Then I had to drive us home where I fell asleep in our local Mickey D's.

MaxJoker · October 6th, 2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Norbert84

Porn of the 2000s is simply worthless. Only a few models/actresses got my attention but the porn as a whole is completely uninteresting to me, especially that gonzo shit and low quality garbage like Brazzers. I don't see any sexual satisfaction in choking a woman while tearing up her ass.

Heartily agree respected fellow member. Fact i must say the 1990`s stuff leaves me cold also. I detest the brutality of modern day porn .How it portrays, betrays and utterly disregards our mostly much better
halves. Showing them as merely slabs of meat. Is it any wonder we have generations of males (Since i hesitate to call them men) who view women in such a depressingly derogatory way.

I`m not sure if it ever existed , but oh to go back to an age of innocence

Or fast forward towards it , whatever is easier

**Sharkhunter** · October 6th, 2011, 08:30 AM

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lol. The punchline is in the punchline. If you do something more than once it can hardly be described as "once in a lifetime"... lol. I think emexem was the fellow who nicked Bob Monkhouse's joke book...

October 5th, 2011, 05:33 PM	#27
mellowyellow Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,472 Thanks: 16,591 Thanked 37,604 Times in 1,888 Posts	I never go on a diving trip without seasickness pills ever again!! Normally I'm good in a boat on choppy seas but somehow after diving it goes bad... It could be the long swim back to the boat after a dive and inhaling the exhaust fumes, or I inadvertedly swallowed some seawater ??? __________________

October 5th, 2011, 05:48 PM	#28
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,959 Times in 10,563 Posts	Don't get pissed in a Force 10 gale mellowyellow's mention of boats reminds me of a trip I once took on the Swansea-Cork overnight ferry. Returning from a wedding in Ireland the sea was a bit choppy, force 10 in fact. The missus went to bed and I stayed in the bar with my new acquaintances taking advantage of the cheap Guinness. Staggering (pissed with no sealegs) back to our cabin at midnight, I spent a futile half hour trying to retain the contents of my stomach that I eventually let go. That was a horrible night, lying in the dark on a rolling sea with a spinning head. At 6am, the crew were hammering on the cabin doors shouting, "Key please!" Then I had to drive us home where I fell asleep in our local Mickey D's. __________________

October 5th, 2011, 12:43 PM	#21
emexem Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Youthenasia Posts: 296 Thanks: 13,665 Thanked 7,272 Times in 289 Posts	Took my girlfriend out for a once in a lifetime meal last week. Wont do that again.

October 5th, 2011, 04:27 PM	#23
Jason-X Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,131 Thanks: 108,124 Thanked 37,697 Times in 2,120 Posts	I'll never venture over to kink.com again because it stands for everything thats wrong with todays porn! I don't care if it is scripted, Promoting abuse towards women dosen't get me off, It makes me wanna fight!!