Ever been caught wanking? - Page 3

sweevo · January 2nd, 2010, 02:47 PM

When I was about 14/15, I was staying at my Aunties place, in the spare room. One night, it was late and there was something on TV with a sex scene, and being a teenage lad I was soon wanking away to it. I came, and then heard a snigger. My cousin, who was a year older than me, was stood in the doorway watching me. She walked away, and nothing was ever said about it. Sometimes I fantasise about what could have happened.

spoonfedmonkey · January 2nd, 2010, 06:15 PM

My wife caught me once. She apologized for intruding and never mentioned it again.

**brianwp** · January 3rd, 2010, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by spoonfedmonkey

My wife caught me once. She apologized for intruding and never mentioned it again.

That was very good of her. Not like my wife. "What are you doing"? "I was trout fishing. What the hell do you think I was doing"? "Do you think of me when you do that"? "Oh yeah, out of any woman in the world I could think of when I do that, I think of you, of course". Christ!

spoonfedmonkey · January 3rd, 2010, 03:45 PM

Yeah, well...my wife is German.

**tobe2165** · January 4th, 2010, 11:26 AM

There was a time,if I remember right,that I was caught NOT wanking.My family got very worry about it.They call the Doc but he said it was just a phase,nothing serious.

zuckerman · January 4th, 2010, 08:01 PM

To be caught wanking must be a very embarrassing thing.

To be discovered wanking can be a very erotic thing.

It's all a question of timing and who the observer is.

Gentle Torture · January 6th, 2010, 12:16 AM

Sheesh, I've been caught more times than a supercomputer can count.

My mom, my dad, my brothers, at least 2 aunts and the best of all:

My uptight sister-in-law. She told my brother that she walked in as I was wanking it in my living room. He wasn't supposed to tell me.

**dbailey** · January 6th, 2010, 12:34 AM

Almost but not quite.

Question:

What is the most sensitive part of your body during masturbation?

Answer:

Your ears!

Now read the top line again

alman · January 12th, 2010, 01:29 AM

I got really drunk one night in my late teens and decided to buy a "jazz mag" from 7-11,got back to my parents house, went to my bedroom,got undressed and started wanking to my new mag...passed out and got woken by my furious father demanding to know "what the fuck are you doing??" I still had my hand on my spunky cock and my younger brother was peering in the room laughing. If i had not decided to put a cd on when i got back, dad would'nt have come in the room to turn it off. well and truly busted. I could'nt look him in the eye for weeks.

**billybunter** · February 26th, 2010, 09:27 PM

This subject came up (no pun intended) down the pub a few weeks back. A mate told us about the time he was caught by his sister. After his parents had went to bed he went to his room grabbed a porno vid and went downstairs and stuck it in the VCR. At some point due to a few drinks too many he fell asleep cock in hand with porn on the tv. His sister (older) arrived home to this wonderful sight. He says he has never gotten over the "shame"

LOL!

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January 2nd, 2010, 02:47 PM	#21
sweevo Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 37 Thanks: 3,164 Thanked 194 Times in 33 Posts	When I was about 14/15, I was staying at my Aunties place, in the spare room. One night, it was late and there was something on TV with a sex scene, and being a teenage lad I was soon wanking away to it. I came, and then heard a snigger. My cousin, who was a year older than me, was stood in the doorway watching me. She walked away, and nothing was ever said about it. Sometimes I fantasise about what could have happened.

January 2nd, 2010, 06:15 PM	#22
spoonfedmonkey Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 186 Thanks: 2,292 Thanked 1,948 Times in 178 Posts	My wife caught me once. She apologized for intruding and never mentioned it again.

January 4th, 2010, 11:26 AM	#25
tobe2165 Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil Posts: 4,107 Thanks: 15,711 Thanked 150,980 Times in 4,607 Posts	There was a time,if I remember right,that I was caught NOT wanking.My family got very worry about it.They call the Doc but he said it was just a phase,nothing serious.

January 4th, 2010, 08:01 PM	#26
zuckerman Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 99 Thanks: 2,152 Thanked 1,376 Times in 94 Posts	To be caught wanking must be a very embarrassing thing. To be discovered wanking can be a very erotic thing. It's all a question of timing and who the observer is.

January 6th, 2010, 12:16 AM	#27
Gentle Torture Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 37 Thanks: 2,637 Thanked 184 Times in 28 Posts	Sheesh, I've been caught more times than a supercomputer can count. My mom, my dad, my brothers, at least 2 aunts and the best of all: My uptight sister-in-law. She told my brother that she walked in as I was wanking it in my living room. He wasn't supposed to tell me.

January 6th, 2010, 12:34 AM	#28
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,965 Times in 2,218 Posts	Almost but not quite. Question: What is the most sensitive part of your body during masturbation? Answer: Your ears! Now read the top line again

January 12th, 2010, 01:29 AM	#29
alman Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 80 Thanks: 3,488 Thanked 770 Times in 79 Posts	I got really drunk one night in my late teens and decided to buy a "jazz mag" from 7-11,got back to my parents house, went to my bedroom,got undressed and started wanking to my new mag...passed out and got woken by my furious father demanding to know "what the fuck are you doing??" I still had my hand on my spunky cock and my younger brother was peering in the room laughing. If i had not decided to put a cd on when i got back, dad would'nt have come in the room to turn it off. well and truly busted. I could'nt look him in the eye for weeks.

February 26th, 2010, 09:27 PM	#30
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	This subject came up (no pun intended) down the pub a few weeks back. A mate told us about the time he was caught by his sister. After his parents had went to bed he went to his room grabbed a porno vid and went downstairs and stuck it in the VCR. At some point due to a few drinks too many he fell asleep cock in hand with porn on the tv. His sister (older) arrived home to this wonderful sight. He says he has never gotten over the "shame" LOL!