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**Gladys Allova** · December 2nd, 2016, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Ok. You won't be included in my revealing post about dingbat-itis. The only reason I mentioned you in the first place was because of that funny post you made about a doctor needing a signature for my shipment of strait jackets.

Fair 'nuff, I wouldn't profess any skills I have not got

although yesterday I did smash a plate in the sink while washing-up & when the water was draining I gashed my index finger on a shard (aprox 1/4 " deep) & it wouldn't stop bleeding.
Ouch !

and other expletives were heard when I found the plasters had gone beyond their best...
No adhesive properties left on them

I recall hearing somewhere that super-glue had partly been developed for such an emergency

or had I

or was it complete BS?

Only one way to find out, I touched along the length of the cut with the gel, layed a sheet of tissue over to help mesh the wound & prepared myself for the sting... but there was none

Maybe I'm better than i think?
Jobs a good'n

Oww
Just joking, that wasn't my finger, it was a cartoon thumb

& finding I can type better using my ringfinger

(oooer missus)

Jenny48549 · December 3rd, 2016, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bombermouse

Charter members with mod privileges and free beer, eh?

Donuts...... they always forget the donuts, eh ?

**trailmaster** · December 3rd, 2016, 12:32 PM

The artificial intelligence on the VEF computer has identified 27,000 junior, member, and senior members as having been afflicted with the rare, relatively unknown medical condition known as dingbat-itis. This condition is brought upon my men staring too much at three sites on this forum. The she-male thread, Bj's and xxx anal sex photos and videos. The symptoms of dingbat-itis are: extreme stupidity, shouting, swearing, saying terrible things about fellow members, spamming, not hitting the Thanks button, and the worst: fits of extreme violence directed toward oneself and others. The A.I. says that these members have to be removed for the well being of the forum. The A.I. has searched all over America and found the perfect location to treat these members. it is known as Area 51 or Groom Lake, a secret U.S. airforce base located 83 miles northwest of the city of Las Vegas. Area 51 is a base where special aircraft over the last 5 decades have been developed. The U-2 plane and the Stealth bomber plane have been deleveloped here. Area 51 has always been the center of a controversy about UFO space ships that crashed there many decades ago and the U.S. government has had scientists take apart these ships and re-engineered the technology so that it could be incorporated into U.S. military devices and armament. The U.S. government denies this, but the controversy still exists. As for Vef Area 51 would be a perfect location to treat the allficted members because Area 51 has a tremendous underground facility that is said to be able to house hundreds of thousands of people. Our 27,000 members would get the best medical and psychological treatment and then be returned to their homes.

Estreeter · December 3rd, 2016, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

(the next time Estreeter shows up)

He was busy this week, I heard he recommended to his manager that the employee on probation be terminated

and will be

OH, I have no idea if he did or still does anal

**BCFC_1982** · December 3rd, 2016, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

*SNIP*

tl;dr

Does she do anal?

**andw** · December 4th, 2016, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

...my shipment of strait jackets.

Sounds dire.

Estreeter · December 4th, 2016, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCFC_1982

tl;dr

Does she do anal?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ??? Anon ???

Men a suce wice

Happy Now ???

**BCFC_1982** · December 4th, 2016, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Happy Now ???

Men a what what now?

Estreeter · December 4th, 2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BCFC_1982

what what

This Man

**BCFC_1982** · December 4th, 2016, 10:17 AM

Does he do anal?

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December 3rd, 2016, 12:32 PM	#3273
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	The artificial intelligence on the VEF computer has identified 27,000 junior, member, and senior members as having been afflicted with the rare, relatively unknown medical condition known as dingbat-itis. This condition is brought upon my men staring too much at three sites on this forum. The she-male thread, Bj's and xxx anal sex photos and videos. The symptoms of dingbat-itis are: extreme stupidity, shouting, swearing, saying terrible things about fellow members, spamming, not hitting the Thanks button, and the worst: fits of extreme violence directed toward oneself and others. The A.I. says that these members have to be removed for the well being of the forum. The A.I. has searched all over America and found the perfect location to treat these members. it is known as Area 51 or Groom Lake, a secret U.S. airforce base located 83 miles northwest of the city of Las Vegas. Area 51 is a base where special aircraft over the last 5 decades have been developed. The U-2 plane and the Stealth bomber plane have been deleveloped here. Area 51 has always been the center of a controversy about UFO space ships that crashed there many decades ago and the U.S. government has had scientists take apart these ships and re-engineered the technology so that it could be incorporated into U.S. military devices and armament. The U.S. government denies this, but the controversy still exists. As for Vef Area 51 would be a perfect location to treat the allficted members because Area 51 has a tremendous underground facility that is said to be able to house hundreds of thousands of people. Our 27,000 members would get the best medical and psychological treatment and then be returned to their homes.