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Old November 27th, 2009, 05:09 PM   #41
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Yasmine Bleeth's skidoo breaks down during a photoshoot in the Arctic,so naturally she calls the local AA.

After a short inspection the AA man turns to Yasmine,and says.It looks like you've blown a seal.


No,she replies I've just had a glass of milk.

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Unfortunately Boris failed to win The Man Of The Year Contest when he was caught carrying a six pack for his wife.
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This has come in handy to me on occasion:

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First rule of Fight Club, don't mention Kite Club!


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don't want to post all the images, just take a look for yourself and find the good ones. there are plenty of it


http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/movie_combos/

and if you're through, select another challange

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/


for example

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/animatedalbums/

...Pastor of Muppets... *lol*
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