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Old May 26th, 2018, 03:49 PM   #13891
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1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
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Old May 26th, 2018, 04:25 PM   #13892
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1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
6. Bran flakes with added Honey Puffs with skimmed milk, and a fried egg sandwich
7.
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What you had for breakfast today

1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
6. Bran flakes with added Honey Puffs with skimmed milk, and a fried egg sandwich
7. Beef Stew (Breakfast is for wimps )
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Old May 26th, 2018, 04:29 PM   #13894
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1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
6. Bran flakes with added Honey Puffs with skimmed milk, and a fried egg sandwich
7. Beef Stew (Breakfast is for wimps )
8. Have not eaten yet but it looks like: eggs, rice, chorizo.
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Old May 26th, 2018, 06:04 PM   #13895
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What you had for breakfast today

1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
6. Bran flakes with added Honey Puffs with skimmed milk, and a fried egg sandwich
7. Beef Stew (Breakfast is for wimps )
8. Have not eaten yet but it looks like: eggs, rice, chorizo.
9. Scrambled eggs on a baguette with a latte
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Old May 26th, 2018, 07:32 PM   #13896
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What you had for breakfast today

1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
6. Bran flakes with added Honey Puffs with skimmed milk, and a fried egg sandwich
7. Beef Stew (Breakfast is for wimps )
8. Have not eaten yet but it looks like: eggs, rice, chorizo.
9. Scrambled eggs on a baguette with a latte
10. No added sugar (a myth i.m.o) Muesli with a Weetabix. Crumpet with seedless Raspberry jam on.
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hat you had for breakfast today

1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
6. Bran flakes with added Honey Puffs with skimmed milk, and a fried egg sandwich
7. Beef Stew (Breakfast is for wimps )
8. Have not eaten yet but it looks like: eggs, rice, chorizo.
9. Scrambled eggs on a baguette with a latte
10. No added sugar (a myth i.m.o) Muesli with a Weetabix. Crumpet with seedless Raspberry jam on.
11. 2 cups of raisin bran, 1 cup of non-fat milk, 20oz glass of water
12.
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What you had for breakfast today

1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
6. Bran flakes with added Honey Puffs with skimmed milk, and a fried egg sandwich
7. Beef Stew (Breakfast is for wimps )
8. Have not eaten yet but it looks like: eggs, rice, chorizo.
9. Scrambled eggs on a baguette with a latte
10. No added sugar (a myth i.m.o) Muesli with a Weetabix. Crumpet with seedless Raspberry jam on.
11. 2 cups of raisin bran, 1 cup of non-fat milk, 20oz glass of water
12. 1 and 1/2 cups of raisin bran, without the raisins(they cause gas), 4 ounces of Lactaid milk over the bran, and 3
hardboiled eggs, throw out the yolks and 16 ounces of water.
13.
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What you had for breakfast today

1. 4 poached eggs, 3 slices of toast, Coco Pops, 1 Muffin, OJ
2. Kelloggs' Fruit and Fibre,Coffee
3. Oats with cinnamon, banana, apple & peanut butter.
4. Kellogg's corn flakes and two Bread and butter with Nutella
5. Sausage, eggs, danish, orange juice
6. Bran flakes with added Honey Puffs with skimmed milk, and a fried egg sandwich
7. Beef Stew (Breakfast is for wimps )
8. Have not eaten yet but it looks like: eggs, rice, chorizo.
9. Scrambled eggs on a baguette with a latte
10. No added sugar (a myth i.m.o) Muesli with a Weetabix. Crumpet with seedless Raspberry jam on.
11. 2 cups of raisin bran, 1 cup of non-fat milk, 20oz glass of water
12. 1 and 1/2 cups of raisin bran, without the raisins(they cause gas), 4 ounces of Lactaid milk over the bran, and 3
hardboiled eggs, throw out the yolks and 16 ounces of water.
13. White buttered toast, with Seville marmalade and a mug of Yorkshire tea

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1. Wild Rabbits - eat the spring flower heads, depriving the bees of their breakfast
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1. Wild Rabbits - eat the spring flower heads, depriving the bees of their breakfast
2. Centipedes -they crawl under the screen door, hide somewhere and bite you while you are sleeping, that **** burns.
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