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April 10th, 2018, 08:49 AM | #13281 |
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April 10th, 2018, 02:44 PM | #13282 |
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April 10th, 2018, 03:14 PM | #13283 |
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This guy pulled a gun on me in the street.. I braced in terror, but instead of a bullet, a sign came out saying "BNAG" I thought "That's bang out of order.."
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April 10th, 2018, 10:18 PM | #13284 |
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April 10th, 2018, 10:39 PM | #13285 |
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Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies.
“I want a baby more than anything else in the world,” said one. “But I guess it’s impossible.” “I used to think that,” said the other. “But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going to have a baby in three months.” “You must tell me what you did.” “I went to a faith healer.” “But I’ve tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn’t help at all.” The pregnant woman smiled and whispered: “Next time, try going alone.”
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April 11th, 2018, 09:28 AM | #13286 |
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April 11th, 2018, 02:45 PM | #13287 |
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April 11th, 2018, 03:03 PM | #13288 |
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Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?"
"Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet, and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey." "No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit." "Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away. A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?" "Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table." "Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee. "That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp." |
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April 12th, 2018, 04:46 PM | #13290 |
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Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go into that room and kill your wife.”
The guy says, “No way” and leaves FBI headquarters. The second guy goes through the same proceedings. He walks into the second room, but on seeing his wife decides that she is worth more than a good job and he too refuses. Finally, the third guy is given the gun and told to kill his wife. He walks into the second room and six shots are heard. A few seconds later, the head FBI agent hears crashing and banging from the room. After a few minutes, the guy comes out of the room. “What happened?” asks the FBI agent. “Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks. I had to kill her with the chair!”
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