Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[MaxJoker]

Ok i admit it , lately i`ve been browsing various Online sites

Although i`m not a member of any i hasten to add

Unless you count gay ones

Hey i mean gay as in happy, like this site of ours

Anyway not being a member of those dating things naturally means at best i get to spy a half dozen crazed chicks profiles before the different sites time me out

Only some of the photos (Won`t include what they`ve written as i`d hate for anyone here to be driven to suicide in despair over the womens blinkered arrogance and demands) are sooooo fcuking deranged i felt i better start showing them.

Such as a woman so bleeding stupid she`d rather spend the time to badly scribble out her Ex than take a fresh photo



Or this nutter who`s actual image is so tiny and overshadowed by a massive Buddha behind her you`ve got to wonder just how ugly in person she has to be



Or this

Because what the hell does it mean

What that she likes to slide through holes

If so join the club

Yeah but first off take a more sane snap




Still at least her photo wasn`t one that showed her standing in front of a plane

Me i`m taking it to mean that like a 747 this "Handsome" woman (?) accepts all kinds of passengers

Albeit it ones who are blind with no sense of smell



Then again at least her (?) photo was clear, which is more than you can say for this one.

Exactly blurry much

Also i don`t know about you but i think she might be guilty of acting overly suggestive

What with throwing her legs over a hard stiff solid long slab of pipe

I know

What a shameless hussy




Unlike this final fine virginal lady




Errrr , not that i wouldn`t

So that`s this inane thread

I`ll be adding my snaps as and when i come, i mean, stumble across them.

Please feel free to do the same

[rotobott]

Max you look damn fine in that last photo, I'm sure the wank club will have many hours of fun, with that one

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rotobott

Max you look damn fine in that last photo, I'm sure the wank club will have many hours of fun, with that one

Ssssssssssssssh do you mind mate, i get enough sexuality suggestive pm`s as it is without your encouragement

Ugh and talking about sex how about a few more "Beauties"

I know

As in who the hell is wanting a date here

Oh and couldn`t they have taken a photo that didn`t look like it had half a pound of vaseline on the lense

Such a waste

Of vaseline i mean



By the by these snaps are not made up bullshit i assure you !

Well have i ever led a fellow forum member wrong

Errrrr, that`s a rhetorical question.

No seriously (Hey it could happen) this is what i have found on my travels.

A woman who wants to feel wood so much she actually has a photo taken showing her grabbing tightly to a tree

But then a visit to a forest is the only place she`ll find any up standing wood i reckon



Then there`s this

Yes this

Like form a queue fellows as this doll is mine



Because she`s a separated mother of three , a smoker and finds Alan Carr funny

In other words a real catch

Also wants a "Hot" fit man with a secure job, no baggage (Riiiiiight, unlike her ) and who enjoys dancing.

Yeah well - Cough - good luck with that not at all unrealistic search ,princess

[MaxJoker]

[COLOR=#48007F !important]Ever wanted to vigorously bang that Jap ghost from The Grudge ,but felt somewhat blocked by the necessary air miles needed and the fact she was a made up character

Well worry no more as here in England there`s a babe that`ll be right up your alley.



Not that you`ll be allowed up her alley as going by what she`s written the woman is looking for not only a knight in shiny armour (As in a sap willing to hand her his credit card and pin number) but a seven foot giant with a ten pound cock

I know

Like any of us guys here are going to have penis reduction surgery simply to take this black and white obsessed bint out on a date [/COLOR]

[amantpoche]

Max and the beauty inside what do you do ?

I know you'll tell me that as you do not have an eye at the
end of your cock ,
the beauty inside you do not care..

you met a great bunch here
between those who have a big ass as she breaks the stones,
and other who dream awake ,
i'm not sure you find your elected

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by amantpoche

you met a great bunch here
between those who have a big ass as she breaks the stones,
and other who dream awake ,
i'm not sure you find your elected

AP i neither know nor am even semi sober enough to work out what the holy Hanna hairy hangnail heck you`re going on about

Yet i`d fight to the death , kinda, for your right to waffle on and totally confuse everyone

As listen, i`ve built a non paying career on such

Oh and typing of things that make not the remote bit of sense here`s one more ( I know i know i said no more but hey i`m simply trying to be like most women, as in a liar ) desperate for a date female

Who to attract a man decided to post a main photo that made her look like the central design on a strange plate


As you would

[amantpoche]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

AP i neither know nor am even semi sober enough to work out what the holy Hanna hairy hangnail heck you`re going on about

I believe
understand what you mean
(Translator)

and if I understand you right, I can only give you reason
I do not know on which site you found the ladies, but it is certain
it is a common point that their bad taste in pictures,
I guess they wanted to do original, anyway it does not serve them, on the contrary,
when in the anime ...?

such picture is more reminiscent of Mom Terminator



if I still have not understood your words
ten lashes for me, and a general tour

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by amantpoche

I believe
understand what you mean

Well if so please explain it, to me , as mostly i`ve no idea what the hell i`m saying let alone meaning

Originally Posted by amantpoche

I guess they wanted to do original, anyway it does not serve them, on the contrary,

Exactly ,my soon to legally adopt me , friend

Hence this thread as i`m amazed at the kind of photos some women post on dating sites

Originally Posted by amantpoche

if I still have not understood your words
ten lashes for me, and a general tour

Ten lashes

Never

Ten full to the brim Stieners of beer, yes

Actually your words moved me, in a moving type way.

So i`ve decided to not only show a typical bum clenchingly scary photo, here of a woman wanting love and who not only looks strong enough to punch me through a brick wall but is proud to display her devotion to the Conservative party





Yet also a photo of a woman who by rights should be bringing me my pipe and slippers.

In five hours time, once she`s got back from her third job (We have a joint account ) , cleaned the house, made dinner and then , well -Cough- you know

Actually all joking aside this is the ideal main dating photo for a girl to display.



No messing , just darn fresh faced and cute

[amantpoche]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

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Well if so please explain it, to me , as mostly i`ve no idea what the hell i`m saying let alone meaning [/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#D40000 !important][COLOR=#B60000 !important][COLOR=#A10000 !important]Max[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] my friend your request I will try to show that I understood.
I think you are looking for a show, this through humor, which you have stopped
on these dating sites.

In short you puts forward that parts of the members of these sites have many requirements.
of unrealistic daydreams (fairy tale), while they don't bother even to treat
their appearances by putting pictures of selected presentations at the going fast (form of precipitation),
What speaks volumes about what it really are, in my opinion of people who have a high opinion
It even large requirement for others and can towards her, causing them to spend
for down-and-outs of life, and these sites for the refuge of the souls in pain, what are all
is uninviting, and if I have understood you correctly, I fully agree with you!

It last time, he runs an ad on French TV for one of these dating sites,
that is heresy in any, you can see a girl (age 32) which describes and it gives this,
Hello my name is "beep", I am 32 years old and I do boxing as an amateur, I love this sport that I
practice for a few years (it gives you a little idea of the physics of the "demoiselle"),
I looking for a man who will love me as I am, I would like
gentle, nice, and I'd like it takes me in romantic weekend to make the horse.
I do not know what you think, nor the members,
but personally I'm not tempted to wake me up a
day after match next to "Rockynette" the swollen face, and much less to go "show it"
on horseback, same way Lady [COLOR=#59008C !important][COLOR=#500083 !important][COLOR=#4B007E !important]Godiva[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR], but maybe I have a conception of femininity which is exceeded,
(and I'll add this at the risk of pretend me to be a homophobe, I think that the man who loves this kind)
wife, is a gay who is unaware, without wanting to insult person ).

Have I understood the meaning of your words ?

except that I have not illustrated with photos, and I do not intend to waste my time
go look on youtube the ad cited above, since it is in French.

When, as I already mentioned in other threads, nothing I do more pleasure than to go
drink two beers on behalf of friendship
(the first and the last, between one does not count),
and this even if I stopped drinking alcohol for several years already.



When asked why and how you went lose you
on this kind of site, it only looks you my friend

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by amantpoche

I fully agree with you!

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Well naturally you agree

We are after all V.E.F brothers

Which as any DNA expert will attest to is a bond far closer than blood [/COLOR]
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Oh and i should point out that the photos i`m posting up are all real and found from that "Fishy" dating site, you know the one.

But if you don`t, i envy you

Actually am thinking of joining it myself, kinda

Not for dates because as you all know i`m a deeply (Sometimes both balls) religious nonsexual icon.

Nope if i joined it`d merely be to try and annoy the hell out of some damn crazy women

Typing of which

What about this for an inviting image

Not only is the photo barely bigger than a postage stamp practically half of it is wiped out.

Must admit i do quite like these

Because they tell you right away that she is stupid [COLOR=#46007D !important]and lazy !.



This next one began her profile with the words " If u after 1 thing look elsewhere hate players " .

Fair enough , as who`d ever wish to trouble such a prim and proper lady



As for the next all she could be bothered to do is hit X a load of times on her profile.
Yeah great cheers for going that extra mile

Plus judging by her picture the woman is trying to appeal to those amongst us who get turned on by the dead hitman look



Yikes and what is this one seeking to hint at

Sheesh a main photo of her chomping down

Ok ok if she was eating sausages then yes that i grant you would be an acceptable photo

Only she`s not !.



Now this is what i`m writing about

Another ideal photo




Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Or would be if [COLOR=#004B00 !important]Mal[/COLOR] hadn`t gotten to her first [/COLOR][/COLOR]