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Old May 23rd, 2018, 09:58 PM   #2871
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Welderman and I are currently undergoing treatment, but the medical bills are overwhelming. So if you could donate to the Welderman and Balls I-can't-believe-it-is-a-scam foundation.
The treatment that WelderMan is undergoing is Cybernetic eye replacement , as all the years he was drinking and welding without his shield his eyes needed replacing , Ball7 on the other hand is having ball replacement surgery he started the wank club thread
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Old May 23rd, 2018, 10:16 PM   #2872
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The treatment that WelderMan is undergoing is Cybernetic eye replacement , as all the years he was drinking and welding without his shield his eyes needed replacing , Ball7 on the other hand is having ball replacement surgery he started the wank club thread

Nope, I'm just going blind from all that wanking.
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Old May 24th, 2018, 12:27 PM   #2873
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Old May 24th, 2018, 01:06 PM   #2874
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Brian249x has a novel way to rob banks - he opens a large bottle of laughing gas inside the bank, and while everyone is ROFL-ing, he collects the cash and leaves
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Old May 24th, 2018, 01:55 PM   #2875
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Old May 24th, 2018, 03:23 PM   #2876
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One day Brian 249x woke up in a sexual urge yet his wife wasn't home. So he opened the fridge, pulled out a watermelon, blew a hole in it and stuck his mojo inside that fruit. After a while he realized he couldn't take his cock out. So he glued braces to the watermelon, put extralarge trousers on and went to work.
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Old May 24th, 2018, 05:55 PM   #2877
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One day Brian 249x woke up in a sexual urge yet his wife wasn't home. So he opened the fridge, pulled out a watermelon, blew a hole in it and stuck his mojo inside that fruit. After a while he realized he couldn't take his cock out. So he glued braces to the watermelon, put extralarge trousers on and went to work.

Estreeter does that too, and MaxJoker
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Old May 24th, 2018, 07:38 PM   #2878
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Sandhunter used to be a high school teacher until he deflowered half the class
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Sandhunter used to be a high school teacher until he deflowered half the class

It's said he didn't molest the girls, which were the other half. And at least he didn't trouble the class mascot, a puppy labrador
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It's said he didn't molest the girls, which were the other half. And at least he didn't trouble the class mascot, a puppy labrador

Nope, but the labrador did pee on him.
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