What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 8

FlyStrat · November 27th, 2011, 02:22 PM

A drop in electric supply would definitively ruin any scene...

**Jeff Vader** · November 28th, 2011, 10:01 PM

Passion - or the complete lack of it. I like it when the woman seems to enjoy what she's doing and she's left a sweating, panting cumsplattered mess. It wasn't just sex, it was raw, carnal sex between two people who were attracted to each other. This happens all too rarely now.

Talking. Some talking is good, such as when the woman tells the man 'there, yeah there' or just the simple instruction 'harder, HARDER'. However the excessive running commentary style is really annoying. 'oh yeah there, put it there, yeah put it there big boy, yeah, come on and fuck me, you like fucking me don't you big boy yeah, ooh you're so big I like it when you fuck me hard with your big cock...'.
SHUT UP.
This is not a football game, it's not a horse race so why the commentary ?

Tattoos. I can cope with tattoos, to a point, however sexist it sounds, I don't like women with loads of tattoos. Particularly on boobs. No, just no. Most of the time they look cheap, nasty and skanky, and I don't fantasise about skanks. Claire Dames has 'hit it harder' above her pussy. Really, that seemed like a good idea ? Yeah ? Why not have a big arrow pointing down saying 'insert cock here' ?

Pubes. Bald pussies are fine if you're 14 and so is she. I'm not. It's not. I don't want the Amazon jungle, but the bald thing ? Aargh no. Sometimes it looks like they're fucking a frozen chicken.

I don't like women who have been overly made-up or have had surgery to appear 'perfect'. I like women who have the next-door type look. Penny Flame is an example, you could imagine walking into a party and meeting a girl like her, she's real-looking. Sure she might shoot you down in flames if you tried it on with her but maybe, maybe, you just never know... Candace Von has imperfect teeth, and I like her smile because she looks real.

No identity. Too many women are now just silicone barbie clones. Some surgery can look ok, Nicole Graves looks well, but she's annoying on camera, Lovette in one of her incarnations before she decided to go for comedy boobs, Minka (who hasn't aged well, at all) before she decided that boobs as big as her head were needed. Daphne Rosen - started out normal, she had that slightly geeky/innocent thing which worked well for me - and then became a blow-up doll.

Photoshop. Chloe Vevrier, while at Score and the site run by them in her name she did some great sets, she had the girl-next-door thing I love and big tits, great big tits, which she was willing to show us. The sets from her own site are primped and preened, she is older now yet has flawless skin, eyes, hair - no blemishes whatsoever. You've gone from the desirable girl next door to an anime cartoon. Your sex appeal went as well as the blemishes.

The point on identity is exacerbated by the fact that most women now do everything and so quickly too.
Movie 1: B/G
Movie 2: B/G, G/G
Movie 3: B/G, G/G, fisting, anal, DP, swallow, bukkake, gangbang, gagging...
Someone like Shione Cooper - dark hair, pale skin, big boobs, GREEN EYES !! OH YES, a normal, natural woman - who has unfortunately now gone into bukkake and bisexual MMF scenes.

Women who do everything all the time. You look her up on iafd and every film has Anal DP ATM Swallow after it. Your scenes are all the same, they blend into one another so unless you're wearing something vastly different they're almost indistinguishable.

Knee high black boots and Stilettos. More is needed. MORE I SAY !!

Hour-long scenes. 1 cumshot. How many of you can last an hour without either a heart attack or cumming ? I'd prefer more scenes like: they both enter the house, tear some of each others clothes off, go at it like rabbits, against the back of the front door half-dressed / half-naked, 5 minutes they're done, big dirty smiles, then a kiss and a cuddle and they go at it again but a bit less frenzied, they manage to get most of the way up the stairs this time. Third scene in the bedroom.

Music. I don't want to hear your third rate band. Turn it off.

Boobs. Some of these women have really, really nice boobs. Why don't the films spend more time on them ? Kissing, sucking, nibbling, playing with, licking and not for 30 seconds either. Better still have the guy strip her and have her play with her boobs and tease him.
Denis Leary said it well: "I also want to make an announcement- that I am pro-tit all the way, okay? President Leary - pro-tit all the way. I love tits. I would like to be the mayor of Tit Town, if I could, okay? I would like to drive a big truck full of tits down the Tit Turnpike right into the middle of Tit Town. I'd like to have my own talk show about tits- "Tit Talk", okay? That's how passionate I am about the tits."

Bukkake. It's a circle jerk with a girl. How is a video of guys jerking off erotic ?

Lately I'm dumping a lot of newer stuff and going back to the older actresses: Clyda Rosen, Dee Dee Reeves, Effie Buster. Sure it's not as professionally shot, sure some it's in foreign languages and/or badly dubbed but it's more enjoyable.

johneb · November 28th, 2011, 11:10 PM

I hate when it's time for the moneyshot and the idiot cameraman fixates on close-upping the male performers grimacing face.

**billybunter** · November 28th, 2011, 11:37 PM

Max Hardcore and his ilk not just put me off. They make me sick.

**Sharkhunter** · November 29th, 2011, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Max Hardcore and his ilk not just put me off. They make me sick.

I think I may have said it in another forum, that while I am not a fan of censorship - who on a porn board would be, I hear you ask - I quite fancy the idea of Max Hardcore ending up in some prison cell and being fucked senseless by one of the sisters.

**cuzzyman927** · November 29th, 2011, 01:45 AM

Ron Jeremy

Sorry fans, but there is nothing appealing about his fat hairy body and double chin despite his having a long sausage!

At least Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane/Starship had the wisdom and common sense to tell her fans it was time to retire when she started developing gray hair and wrinkles!

**Sharkhunter** · November 29th, 2011, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by johneb

I hate when it's time for the moneyshot and the idiot cameraman fixates on close-upping the male performers grimacing face.

Yep, it's the girl's face I want to see as it goes splat. Not the gurning guy putting on that false moaning noise that makes him sound like a wounded bullock.

**cuzzyman927** · November 29th, 2011, 02:25 AM

When a woman porn actress utters those words "I'm cumming", which is seldom the truth and usually just bullshit, enhancement acting, or her two most-sensible words of dialog in the film ... the camera then either takes a close-up of her face, a ridiculous side angle shot of her body ... or on those rare occasions should she be telling the truth, the camera goes down there and instead of capturing a few squirts of pussy juice all it usually manages to capture is some guy's hairy asshole and balls!

I would like to see few more "actual" woman orgasm shots, then perhaps we might almost be convinced that she is enjoying what she is doing, instead of just seeing some guy doing her for 15-20 minutes and then cumming on cue when the director tells him to!
If there were a fingernail file handy some women look as though they would rather be filing their fingernails while some guy is hammering her!

**Jeff Vader** · November 29th, 2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Max Hardcore and his ilk not just put me off. They make me sick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hardcore#Prosecutions

He's done time, and I have little sympathy with him. His movies are at best degrading to women, he just seems to enjoy humiliating them and hurting them. Who watches this crap anyway ?

**Jeff Vader** · November 29th, 2011, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

Ron Jeremy

Sorry fans, but there is nothing appealing about his fat hairy body and double chin despite his having a long sausage!

At least Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane/Starship had the wisdom and common sense to tell her fans it was time to retire when she started developing gray hair and wrinkles!

I think apart from his ability to get it up on demand, it was the fact that he was not the typical toned gym-bunny male that was part of the appeal ? If this scruffy fat dude can shag women then why can't we ?

(that's a rhetorical question by the way

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November 27th, 2011, 02:22 PM	#71
FlyStrat Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 219 Thanks: 500 Thanked 1,600 Times in 195 Posts	What ruins a porn scene for you? A drop in electric supply would definitively ruin any scene...

November 28th, 2011, 10:01 PM	#72
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,019 Times in 6,511 Posts	Passion - or the complete lack of it. I like it when the woman seems to enjoy what she's doing and she's left a sweating, panting cumsplattered mess. It wasn't just sex, it was raw, carnal sex between two people who were attracted to each other. This happens all too rarely now. Talking. Some talking is good, such as when the woman tells the man 'there, yeah there' or just the simple instruction 'harder, HARDER'. However the excessive running commentary style is really annoying. 'oh yeah there, put it there, yeah put it there big boy, yeah, come on and fuck me, you like fucking me don't you big boy yeah, ooh you're so big I like it when you fuck me hard with your big cock...'. SHUT UP. This is not a football game, it's not a horse race so why the commentary ? Tattoos. I can cope with tattoos, to a point, however sexist it sounds, I don't like women with loads of tattoos. Particularly on boobs. No, just no. Most of the time they look cheap, nasty and skanky, and I don't fantasise about skanks. Claire Dames has 'hit it harder' above her pussy. Really, that seemed like a good idea ? Yeah ? Why not have a big arrow pointing down saying 'insert cock here' ? Pubes. Bald pussies are fine if you're 14 and so is she. I'm not. It's not. I don't want the Amazon jungle, but the bald thing ? Aargh no. Sometimes it looks like they're fucking a frozen chicken. I don't like women who have been overly made-up or have had surgery to appear 'perfect'. I like women who have the next-door type look. Penny Flame is an example, you could imagine walking into a party and meeting a girl like her, she's real-looking. Sure she might shoot you down in flames if you tried it on with her but maybe, maybe, you just never know... Candace Von has imperfect teeth, and I like her smile because she looks real. No identity. Too many women are now just silicone barbie clones. Some surgery can look ok, Nicole Graves looks well, but she's annoying on camera, Lovette in one of her incarnations before she decided to go for comedy boobs, Minka (who hasn't aged well, at all) before she decided that boobs as big as her head were needed. Daphne Rosen - started out normal, she had that slightly geeky/innocent thing which worked well for me - and then became a blow-up doll. Photoshop. Chloe Vevrier, while at Score and the site run by them in her name she did some great sets, she had the girl-next-door thing I love and big tits, great big tits, which she was willing to show us. The sets from her own site are primped and preened, she is older now yet has flawless skin, eyes, hair - no blemishes whatsoever. You've gone from the desirable girl next door to an anime cartoon. Your sex appeal went as well as the blemishes. The point on identity is exacerbated by the fact that most women now do everything and so quickly too. Movie 1: B/G Movie 2: B/G, G/G Movie 3: B/G, G/G, fisting, anal, DP, swallow, bukkake, gangbang, gagging... Someone like Shione Cooper - dark hair, pale skin, big boobs, GREEN EYES !! OH YES, a normal, natural woman - who has unfortunately now gone into bukkake and bisexual MMF scenes. Women who do everything all the time. You look her up on iafd and every film has Anal DP ATM Swallow after it. Your scenes are all the same, they blend into one another so unless you're wearing something vastly different they're almost indistinguishable. Knee high black boots and Stilettos. More is needed. MORE I SAY !! Hour-long scenes. 1 cumshot. How many of you can last an hour without either a heart attack or cumming ? I'd prefer more scenes like: they both enter the house, tear some of each others clothes off, go at it like rabbits, against the back of the front door half-dressed / half-naked, 5 minutes they're done, big dirty smiles, then a kiss and a cuddle and they go at it again but a bit less frenzied, they manage to get most of the way up the stairs this time. Third scene in the bedroom. Music. I don't want to hear your third rate band. Turn it off. Boobs. Some of these women have really, really nice boobs. Why don't the films spend more time on them ? Kissing, sucking, nibbling, playing with, licking and not for 30 seconds either. Better still have the guy strip her and have her play with her boobs and tease him. Denis Leary said it well: "I also want to make an announcement- that I am pro-tit all the way, okay? President Leary - pro-tit all the way. I love tits. I would like to be the mayor of Tit Town, if I could, okay? I would like to drive a big truck full of tits down the Tit Turnpike right into the middle of Tit Town. I'd like to have my own talk show about tits- "Tit Talk", okay? That's how passionate I am about the tits." Bukkake. It's a circle jerk with a girl. How is a video of guys jerking off erotic ? Lately I'm dumping a lot of newer stuff and going back to the older actresses: Clyda Rosen, Dee Dee Reeves, Effie Buster. Sure it's not as professionally shot, sure some it's in foreign languages and/or badly dubbed but it's more enjoyable. __________________ Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :

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November 28th, 2011, 11:10 PM	#73
johneb Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9 Thanks: 8,905 Thanked 112 Times in 9 Posts	I hate when it's time for the moneyshot and the idiot cameraman fixates on close-upping the male performers grimacing face.

November 29th, 2011, 01:45 AM	#76
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,380 Times in 36,682 Posts	Ron Jeremy Sorry fans, but there is nothing appealing about his fat hairy body and double chin despite his having a long sausage! At least Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane/Starship had the wisdom and common sense to tell her fans it was time to retire when she started developing gray hair and wrinkles!

November 29th, 2011, 02:25 AM	#78
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,380 Times in 36,682 Posts	When a woman porn actress utters those words "I'm cumming", which is seldom the truth and usually just bullshit, enhancement acting, or her two most-sensible words of dialog in the film ... the camera then either takes a close-up of her face, a ridiculous side angle shot of her body ... or on those rare occasions should she be telling the truth, the camera goes down there and instead of capturing a few squirts of pussy juice all it usually manages to capture is some guy's hairy asshole and balls! I would like to see few more "actual" woman orgasm shots, then perhaps we might almost be convinced that she is enjoying what she is doing, instead of just seeing some guy doing her for 15-20 minutes and then cumming on cue when the director tells him to! If there were a fingernail file handy some women look as though they would rather be filing their fingernails while some guy is hammering her!