What ruins a porn scene for you?

[Alechunt]

A weak cumshot. Not everyone is Danny D or Peter North but a dribbled cumshot is a waste of jizz.

[Riffage]

Yeah.. I hate it when the chick is attention whoring the camera. Just shows she aint into the sex & her man.

Close ups of face only. Especially the dudes.. WTF

Extended close ups of the genitals.. as was mentioned.. Show the whole body, mostly the girl. Sometimes ya wonder..

In modern porn.. most scenarios are just stupid, & acting horrid. Look back to the 70s when theyd at least try a little "put you into a possibly believable & hot scenario".
In most modern cases, Id rather watch amateurs with one camera set up catching all the action of a couple thats into their situation.

[anothercustom]

Originally Posted by Riffage

Close ups of face only. Especially the dudes.. WTF

That's not too much of a problem nowadays but back in the 80's ...watching on a VHS and you'd just be about to hit the vinegar strokes and there'd be a close up of the bloke's face. Not just a one or two second glance but a fucking 20 second long close up!

[therx9x]

FAKE TITS...
Just showing genitalia when a woman is supposedly having an orgasm. Her face is the most important part, seeing the waves going through her body... just looking at her pussy misses the whole point.
Bullshit talking that is obviously faked.
Oh... and then there's
fake tits... shaved pussies...

[cginok]

Originally Posted by therx9x

FAKE TITS...
Just showing genitalia when a woman is supposedly having an orgasm. Her face is the most important part, seeing the waves going through her body... just looking at her pussy misses the whole point.
Bullshit talking that is obviously faked.
Oh... and then there's
fake tits... shaved pussies...

Especially bad fake tits. One day she's an A cup, next days she's a D cup, it's not gonna look good.

[KeyWestJuan]

Looking directly into the camera. Takes me right out of the moment.

[KingKeigh]

My latest peeves: The downside of amateur porn. Basically I hate any outside interference that takes me out of the scene. Usually these scenes are being done at home in a bedroom.

A masturbation scene when suddenly I hear the sound of virtual coins being dropped because she's actually on a webcam so there are at least half a dozen dudes watching her and vying for her attention. I mean just let her jack-off, you assholes. I guess it goes both ways because she's encouraging them to drop money so she will do more stuff. But then she starts talking to them too as she reads what they're putting on her computer screen.

Camera flash was bad enough but lately I'm hearing the whirr of the cameras too.

Too much talking by the camera dude. If you're gonna do a scene, plan everything ahead of time or use cue cards. Don't just stop the action and start barking orders. And I prefer a stationary camera to a handheld.

[lip]

I think there is already a "porn pet-peeves" thread in this forum, but hey, complaining is awesome so here we go with my current list:

- Zooming in on a dude's face (moodkiller #1, baffles me every time, the bonerstop)
- Spitting, overdramatic blowjob slurping and the omnipresent gagging (moodkiller #2)
- "FuckmywetpussyohmygodyesyesyesImgonnacum!" (less is more while acting so calm the hell down)
- Caked up and over the top glam women with big curls in sterile rent-for-production multi-million dollar mansions (utterly bored by this)
- Only-the-tip penetration (I know it's so the camera can see, but do it only for a moment and then go back to a more reality-oriented fucking, thank you)
- Interview before sex (a bunch of blunt questions with lame lies and evasive answers in return). Meh.

- Stripper high heels, skimpy one-size-too-small bikinis, neon fishnets and all that crap.
- From clothed to nude in one cut (I wanna see the undressing)
- Bald pussys (I just love me some trimmed triangle)
- Anal (it's kinky I get that, but it's just not my thing)
- Smearing food on eachother (no, just no, goodbye)

- Chocking the neck of the girl (the hell?)
- Condoms (there are no diseases or unwanted pregnancies in my happy careless wank fantasy world, thank you very much)
- Overuse of massage oil (what's your goal, to drench the set?)
- Desperate wank for a facial infront of an utterly bored girl (moodkiller #3)
- Artsy whitewashed scenes with slow-mo sex

- That one generic boring "lesbian" scene in every other feauture-long movie. Ack!
- Girls constantly looking into the camera, my absolute pet-peeve! (I'm projecting me to be the dude fucking you, so please look at him)
- Fake tits, ballon lips, oversized fake eyelashes and tatoos that cover more than 5% of a body.
- When only one of the girls gets actual penetration in a FFM scene (= buildup but no reward, never a good thing in porn)
- Sudden location change during a scene (hot seduction outside but for the actual sex we're back on the sofa in the usual sterile porn villa. Ack!)

- Obviously uncomfortable sex positions (I may laugh a bit at the artistic merit but that's not why I'm here)
- Porn parodies or as-you-know storylines (most porn actors can't act so why make it even more obvious?)
- Cameramen who can't keep the whole woman in the frame (with HD there is no real need for closeups anymore)
- POV (it just doesn't work, either too shaky, too close-up or it's fisheye-lens rubbish)
- Guys that lack any thrust rhythm or are pulling out after each thrust. FFS!

- Background music
- Group sex with more than four people (the cameraman will loose track and so will I, also gives me the constant sense of me missing something better happening just out of frame)
- Massive cocks (I'm fine with my average dick and so my fantasies are to shag countless women with that up and ready average dick, not with some downward-pointing floppy-bent 30cm schlong)
- Girls with so much concealer on their faces that the rest of the body has a totally different color. Always looks like some sort of real-life photoshop.

- To be continued...

[CARLTON BROWN]

Blonde girls with dark pubic hair.

I don't like metal attachments to body parts, especially nipples and genetalia.

I don't like it when a woman leans back and you see the underside of her tits which show what look like experiments in surgery - although I can live with modest breast improvements if done well.

I hate it when the guy keeps pulling his cock out of the woman and literally taking a run at returning it to the same place. This totally stupid practice can be repeated many times.

Women with big tits who have to show they can suck their own nipples. Is there some point to this?

[cginok]

Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

Blonde girls with dark pubic hair.

I don't like metal attachments to body parts, especially nipples and genetalia.

I don't like it when a woman leans back and you see the underside of her tits which show what look like experiments in surgery - although I can live with modest breast improvements if done well.

I hate it when the guy keeps pulling his cock out of the woman and literally taking a run at returning it to the same place. This totally stupid practice can be repeated many times.

Women with big tits who have to show they can suck their own nipples. Is there some point to this?

I always assumed that was the guys way of forestalling ejaculation. Pull it out, let things settle down down there, then back at it.