What ruins a porn scene for you?

[Burlesque]

Gagging.
Anal gapes and ATM, though I have nothing against anal sex in itself.


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[JayinVA]

Tattooed women: feminine beauty ruined forever.

Fake tits: UGH.

Pierced pussy, nipples or anything other than ears or belly button.

Shaved pussies, or even those with the "landing strip": I want a natural-looking bush - but not a jungle you need to hack through with a machete to reach El Dorado....

Pimples on the woman; nothing deflates Mr. Johnson faster than a loathsome whitehead on an otherwise lovely ass or tit....

Women who look at the damn camera when they're being fucked. It says loud & clear: "Oh, I'm not really into this. It's just a show."

When the chick over-sells it with excessive "orgasmic" noise.

When she's too casual about it: too much smiling. Really hot porn must have the forbidden, secretive, guilty element.

Long moments when only the coupled organs are shown: I want to be able to see the reactions on the girl's face almost all the time.

Women who lick their lips or suck their fingertips: only teenage boys find that eye-rolling bullshit sexy.

Unnatural hair colors or dykey shaved heads. Even cheap bleach blonde hair is a turn-off (real blondes are my favorite, though).

Too much makeup - or women with no makeup at all, like too many of the older European ones.

Very long fake nails: nasty. OTOH, she must have at least painted nails: a part of femininity I find important.

Flat asses & pancake tits. Thighs little thicker than calves.


Guys who force their fingers into the woman's mouth, or are abusive physically or verbally. Don't try to impress us with what bad-ass studs you are, assholes: you're just surrogate dicks; you needn't even have a head as far as most of us are concerned.

Men who talk too much, or make too much noise generally: I want just enough vocalization from the man to make it sound real, not enough to sound like he's the one being fucked....

Guys with Left Coast accents: to me they usually sound like 13 year-old boys, or effeminate.

"Men" with nipple rings, spiky moussed hair or shaved pubes: degenerate fops.

Obnoxious "music": if the fucking is truly hot, that shit only irritates.

[Sharkhunter]

I have posted here previously, but might not have mentioned this. Bad cuts in a film, especially concerning underwear.

I am an underwear lover, and there's nothing nicer than a gorgeous woman being fucked with lingerie still on. Knickers pulled to the side, tight around her thighs or ankles, you get the idea.

Part of the thrill as a scene continues is to see that sexy apparel being peeled off and down. This can be intoxicating. Imagine, then, the frustration created by a scene where we see the delicate thong on one minute, then completely disappear as it cuts to the next part of the scene.

[JayinVA]

No platform "whore shoes" or boots.

What I love more than just about anything is ladies wearing flats like they wear around the house or when shopping: ones that barely cover the toes, maybe with the cute little bows....ultra feminine, but in a lower-key, housewifey way.

[JayinVA]

Oh yeah - another thing....lol. I don't like to see a male porn "star" do anything else to the woman but fuck her: seeing them suck her tits & pussy with their stubbly mouths..... leaves me cold as a block of ice. Leave all that for the lipstick lesbo stuff.

A big dick with a big load is all I want to see from them.

[anothercustom]

Gagging. Absolutely revolting. WTF is erotic about listening to a women on the verge of vommiting? I also hate misogyny in porn where women are verbally abused and degraded. Another thing - especially with modern porn - is that it nearly always ends with the guy jerking off over the woman's face. In the old days, if a the dude was riding his female partner doggy style he'd withdraw and shoot his load all over her bottom and back. Much better than watching him wanking himself to completion.

[Havinfun]

Just about everything JayinVA and Anothercustom posted and will add excessive fake moaning by the actresses. I'm talking about the kind where they start moaning and screaming at the very first touch and don't stop until the end. I like to share porn with my wife, and that will turn her off immediately. The worst is when it happens in lesbian scenes, which we both enjoy.

[JayinVA]

Can't get enough of this hilarious thread....

"Women" with man jaws, or small, beady mannish eyes: nothing can make those heifers look feminine....

Chicks with unshaven legs & armpits.

Fake bubble lips.

Small nipples: give me huge puffies, at least ideally.

Old slappers so loose from years of getting reamed their wombs & colons are falling out. UGH.....

Men getting rimjobs: revolting. I hate the sight of men's hairy, sweaty, farty pumping asses period.

More than 2 partners is usually too many: no intimacy.

Girls in tennis shoes.

Non-English speaking porn: this is of course purely an English speaker's bias, but the sound of a German chick mewling "FICK MICH!" doesn't quite make it somehow.... It's also funny when Eastern Europeans talk dirty in "English".

I've seen a lot of dislike for the reluctance of the girls in Jap porn, but I often like a little grimacing reluctance in the beginning of porn scenes: the idea that a "nice, proper lady" has to be seduced because she wants to submit, but her morality must be broken first is very hot. A classic non-hardcore example is the movie "Straw Dogs": Susan George struggles hard at the start - but finally surrenders to her alpha male ex-boyfriend because her hubby Dustin Hoffman is such a sniveling little pussy. Rubbing her wedding banded hand on his chest as he fucks her.....

Shower/tub scenes: not sexy in the least. A chick with wet, slicked-back hair loses most of her feminine appeal.

Black male/white female or cuck shit.

[JollyHumper]

Male actors wank their shit sour to come on the girl.
She was so bad she couldn't make you cum?

Tattoos on women. Yeech
Piercings through the nipple...

Any form of degradation of the female. Slapping, Gagging, Violence in any form.
Females are to be treated with respect

Jolly

[hornyjack]

1. fat women
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4. fat women doing anal