What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 11

Mr-Powers · January 4th, 2012, 07:29 PM

Spitting!! not so much when's it just for lubrication, but spitting into each other's mouths!!

dave00 · January 4th, 2012, 08:11 PM

-woman not wearing garters, stockings and stilettos
-woman losing their stilettos during sex
-ruined stockings, fishnets, slut wear
-more than 3 people in a scene
-"mixed" mmf sets (white female, black male and wtf white male)
-unshaved pussies
-cumshot not in or pointed toward pussy, anus or mouth

barryjoel · January 4th, 2012, 08:20 PM

Cumming on feet or a shoe. Cumming in a glass and the girl drinks it - vomitous!

whiskabiscuit · January 4th, 2012, 08:31 PM

Too much make-up

Fake boobs

totaly shaved pussy

joint67 · January 4th, 2012, 09:14 PM

An actress/model with a super gorgeous body who never wears less than 90% of the Victoria's Secret catalog.

MOJO_man · January 5th, 2012, 12:44 AM

I hate fake boobs, i really don't understand the popularity of them, even small natural boobs are sexy to me.

A girl that over does it in the tattoo and piercing department, some girls just absolutely ruin themselves, end up looking like cheap biker chicks.

Two guys on one girl, especially DP action, i don't understand what guy would get turned on by this when you have your balls flopping all over the other dudes balls, hell, give me the girl all to myself, i don't even want to be in the same room with another guy who has his dick out with a hard on, thats creepy.

Gangbangs, especially the ones that feature 7 black dudes, some of which look like homeless guys that they paid 20 bucks to, and all of them pass around a young girl that you know was desperate to take the job.
I like interracial porn in general, but when they do theses gangbang scenes they usually hire the most low rent male performers they can find.
It ends up being more of a circus act than an enjoyable sex scene.

Oil, paint or food being rubbed on a womans body before sex, never understood this one, i guess they want to try something different but it's a distraction to me, and looks stupid.

Male performers in general, theres not too many i can stand, a bunch of the vintage one are disgusting like Gillis, Randy West and Mark Wallace.
And some of the newer one make more noise than the woman when they have sex, keep your mouth shut and your face off camera, because i certainty don't want to see another dudes face when im trying to get aroused by a sex scene.

pnnbaa · January 5th, 2012, 02:23 AM

1) Crude profanity (the word "shit" is very distasteful during a scene), but "fuck" etc are fantastic.

2) No smiling and laughing. Gotta make me think you're enjoying it.

3) Shaved pussies (for heaven's sake, leave the frontal part at least!)

4) Fake tits

5) No music / bad music

6) Sentimental remarks such as "I love you". There's no room for that in porn! :-)

7) Marc Wallace

**Mad Koala Bear** · January 5th, 2012, 10:08 AM

As always, once again not being in it.

**Sirch** · January 5th, 2012, 02:55 PM

(1) Cumshots that go up the girls nose, on her forehead or in her eyes.
(2) Spitting. When is this not just gross?
(3) Inducing vomiting. See number two!
(4) Supposed BJ's where they jack them off instead of using their mouth.
(5) Cum dripping from their ass into another girls mouth.
(6) Blood. Once saw a girl so abuse her asshole she was bleeding. WTF?
(7) Girls that act like sluts instead of horny.
(8) Girls that can't stop giggling like a maniac. Mostly in interviews.
(9) Cumshots on sunglasses, shoes, or any other inanimate object.
(10) Talking at the camera (man).
(11) Focusing on the guys reaction.

tantalus1970 · January 5th, 2012, 05:11 PM

Actually, what is most likely to ruin a porn scene is other porn scenes.

Once you've seen about half-a-dozen REALLY good porn scenes, you start to realise just how rubbish most porn is. I've been to enough good restaurants to know just how terrible McDonalds is!

To give an example, I recently saw a CFNM gloryhole scene that I really liked

It wasn't the greatest porn scene ever made, but it ticked most of the relevant boxes; it did most of the things that I would want in a CFNM gloryhole scene.

I then started looking around for similar scenes, at first on video sites like xtube and then on other fora. I downloaded about half a dozen. I've found a couple that were quite good; not as good as the first one but I will definitely enjoy them later

The rest I deleted pretty much straight away, mostly because they either looked really cheap or they took ages to get going or they ended with the guy appearing from behind the screen and jacking himself off while the girl played with her tits and went 'ooh...ah...I'm not bored at all...ooh'!

In the real world the majority of anything isn't going to be that great, but in porn the majority is just damn awful. I don't mean certain types or genres are bad, although there are some I don't like; I mean the majority of any type is bad.

January 4th, 2012, 08:11 PM	#102
dave00 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 123 Thanks: 2,623 Thanked 1,875 Times in 119 Posts	my turn offs -woman not wearing garters, stockings and stilettos -woman losing their stilettos during sex -ruined stockings, fishnets, slut wear -more than 3 people in a scene -"mixed" mmf sets (white female, black male and wtf white male) -unshaved pussies -cumshot not in or pointed toward pussy, anus or mouth

January 5th, 2012, 05:11 PM	#110
tantalus1970 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: London Posts: 123 Thanks: 9,131 Thanked 3,219 Times in 128 Posts	Actually, what is most likely to ruin a porn scene is other porn scenes. Once you've seen about half-a-dozen REALLY good porn scenes, you start to realise just how rubbish most porn is. I've been to enough good restaurants to know just how terrible McDonalds is! To give an example, I recently saw a CFNM gloryhole scene that I really liked It wasn't the greatest porn scene ever made, but it ticked most of the relevant boxes; it did most of the things that I would want in a CFNM gloryhole scene. I then started looking around for similar scenes, at first on video sites like xtube and then on other fora. I downloaded about half a dozen. I've found a couple that were quite good; not as good as the first one but I will definitely enjoy them later The rest I deleted pretty much straight away, mostly because they either looked really cheap or they took ages to get going or they ended with the guy appearing from behind the screen and jacking himself off while the girl played with her tits and went 'ooh...ah...I'm not bored at all...ooh'! In the real world the majority of anything isn't going to be that great, but in porn the majority is just damn awful. I don't mean certain types or genres are bad, although there are some I don't like; I mean the majority of any type is bad. __________________ I've ended my filesharing accounts - once my links are down, they are gone for good. Sorry To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 4th, 2012, 07:29 PM	#101
Mr-Powers Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2 Thanks: 37 Thanked 10 Times in 1 Post	Spitting!! not so much when's it just for lubrication, but spitting into each other's mouths!!

January 4th, 2012, 08:20 PM	#103
barryjoel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 172 Thanks: 18,562 Thanked 1,107 Times in 140 Posts	Cumming on feet or a shoe. Cumming in a glass and the girl drinks it - vomitous!

January 4th, 2012, 08:31 PM	#104
whiskabiscuit Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 21 Thanks: 292 Thanked 179 Times in 20 Posts	Too much make-up Fake boobs totaly shaved pussy

January 4th, 2012, 09:14 PM	#105
joint67 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 108 Thanks: 1,087 Thanked 2,140 Times in 107 Posts	An actress/model with a super gorgeous body who never wears less than 90% of the Victoria's Secret catalog.

January 5th, 2012, 12:44 AM	#106
MOJO_man Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 31 Thanks: 38 Thanked 489 Times in 31 Posts	I hate fake boobs, i really don't understand the popularity of them, even small natural boobs are sexy to me. A girl that over does it in the tattoo and piercing department, some girls just absolutely ruin themselves, end up looking like cheap biker chicks. Two guys on one girl, especially DP action, i don't understand what guy would get turned on by this when you have your balls flopping all over the other dudes balls, hell, give me the girl all to myself, i don't even want to be in the same room with another guy who has his dick out with a hard on, thats creepy. Gangbangs, especially the ones that feature 7 black dudes, some of which look like homeless guys that they paid 20 bucks to, and all of them pass around a young girl that you know was desperate to take the job. I like interracial porn in general, but when they do theses gangbang scenes they usually hire the most low rent male performers they can find. It ends up being more of a circus act than an enjoyable sex scene. Oil, paint or food being rubbed on a womans body before sex, never understood this one, i guess they want to try something different but it's a distraction to me, and looks stupid. Male performers in general, theres not too many i can stand, a bunch of the vintage one are disgusting like Gillis, Randy West and Mark Wallace. And some of the newer one make more noise than the woman when they have sex, keep your mouth shut and your face off camera, because i certainty don't want to see another dudes face when im trying to get aroused by a sex scene.

January 5th, 2012, 02:23 AM	#107
pnnbaa Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 272 Thanks: 2,283 Thanked 3,643 Times in 225 Posts	1) Crude profanity (the word "shit" is very distasteful during a scene), but "fuck" etc are fantastic. 2) No smiling and laughing. Gotta make me think you're enjoying it. 3) Shaved pussies (for heaven's sake, leave the frontal part at least!) 4) Fake tits 5) No music / bad music 6) Sentimental remarks such as "I love you". There's no room for that in porn! :-) 7) Marc Wallace

January 5th, 2012, 10:08 AM	#108
Mad Koala Bear Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 869 Thanks: 30,809 Thanked 10,733 Times in 850 Posts	As always, once again not being in it.

January 5th, 2012, 02:55 PM	#109
Sirch Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,216 Thanks: 18,391 Thanked 12,680 Times in 1,147 Posts	(1) Cumshots that go up the girls nose, on her forehead or in her eyes. (2) Spitting. When is this not just gross? (3) Inducing vomiting. See number two! (4) Supposed BJ's where they jack them off instead of using their mouth. (5) Cum dripping from their ass into another girls mouth. (6) Blood. Once saw a girl so abuse her asshole she was bleeding. WTF? (7) Girls that act like sluts instead of horny. (8) Girls that can't stop giggling like a maniac. Mostly in interviews. (9) Cumshots on sunglasses, shoes, or any other inanimate object. (10) Talking at the camera (man). (11) Focusing on the guys reaction.