Have you ever cum in your pants? - Page 4

**Historian** · February 24th, 2012, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by slowhand81

I do wonder about this though...did anyone ever get a boner from just talking to a girl?

Not sure about just talking to a girl, but I certainly had some embarrassing close calls with one of my mum's friends when I was about 15/16.
She's one of those very tactile women who always greets friends with a hug and a kiss, and whenever she visited I was no exception.

Like most kids, I found this a bit embarrassing, but as I got into my teens, it was even worse- the trouble was, my mum's friend was a total MILF- early 40's, tall, slim but busty, with long blonde hair...straight out of your classic 'older woman seducing younger guy' fantasy.

So you can imagine the effect on a horny, sex-starved teenage male virgin of being hugged by a woman like that- instant boner....

God knows whether she ever noticed the effect she had on me- or what she'd have thought if she'd known that for most of my teenage years I was wanking myself senseless about twice a week to the thought of losing my virginity to her...

Billybunter mentioned buying wank mags- I've told this story elsewhere, but in my early 20's I regularly used to buy my mags from a local Asian-owned newsagent, who used to have a really good selection of top-shelf mags. They also had a daughter who helped out in the shop when she wasn't at college- She was about 19/20 and stunning- the kind of Indian girl you'd expect to see in a Bollywood movie, rather than a small-town corner newsagent on the South Coast, and I seriously fancied her.

Buying mags when she was in the shop was fraught with danger, because it was so tempting to imagine her posing like the girl on the cover of the latest 'Mayfair' you were about to buy, which brought with it the risk of arriving at the counter trying to conceal an erection...

**PJayBr** · February 24th, 2012, 09:15 AM

Second porn film I ever saw. I'd seen mags both soft and hard, but a friend at work acquired a box of VHS's from his dad, who was hiding them from his mum!! First we watched was a b&w Mary Millinton short (nowt liking starting at the top), then the second film (colour) featured a remarkably gorgeous coloured girl being taken doggy-style, and taking a massive cum-shot on the small of her back. She then straightened up and the cum ran across her buttocks in a lovely and very white stream. The contrast and beauty of the scene was too much for me, and splat!!

The strange thing was a guy at work was joking the following day about how I'd been hiding my crotch under a cushion to have a tug whilst watching the film, and I couldn't admit that I hadn't needed too.

It has also lead to my fascination with coloured girls in porn being on the receiving end of money shots, comments on which have been struck from the record of at least three threads on here. I must find a beter way of wording it.

PJayBr

Betty Rudolf · February 25th, 2012, 05:57 PM

Some might find this hard to believe but I swear it is 100% true...

One night when I was about 14, my Mum walked into my room unexpectedly while I was masturbating (standing up with one leg kneeling on my bed for some unknown, gordforsaken reason).

I was completely mortified and panic-stricken as she burst in AND I was on the verge of cumming, so I leaped onto both feet, bent down and yanked my pajama pants up all in one move and as I snapped rigidly to attention, pulling my pants up my thighs, I EJACULATED ONTO THE CEILING!

I'm not kidding. It was like if you had a syringe full of milk and squirted it upwards and sprayed the ceiling!

It must have been some freakish muscle combination and the shotgun-cocking panic of my rectum that did it I guess, but it actually happened.

And to this day I still don't know if my Mum saw it happen, or if she noticed when it immediately started dripping down onto the carpet as she exchanged a few unrelated words with me before walking out of the room.

I know if I read this and somebody else had written it, I'd struggle to believe anyone could literally squirt onto the ceiling, but I swear to god it actually happened!

SacrificialHam · February 26th, 2012, 02:23 AM

Back when I just turned 19, I used to go to the local newsstand and browse the adult section in the back. The softcore mags were open to browse but the hardcore ones were sealed in plastic bags.

One day I was looking through the hardcore mags and saw that someone had opened the seal on a hardcore mag called "Swallow It!" and I felt like a criminal as I glanced through the pages. I got really turned on, and just as I crouched down to put the mag back, my hard-on slipped against the fabric of my briefs and I shot my load right there!

I quickly left the store and crossed the street to catch the bus home before the stain spread through my pants!

eeeepzbgzoz · February 26th, 2012, 05:48 AM

I must've been about 19-20 at the time; my g/f and I were in her basement "playing video games" while her family was upstairs, and some heavy grinding against her during a really awesome makeout session ended up with me exploding.

I think the only thing that saved me from embarrassment when I was going upstairs to head home is that I had already rubbed at least one out earlier that day.

Oddly enough, never managed to pull that off again, with her or anyone else. I kinda miss being able to be that excited.

**The Gruff Man** · May 26th, 2012, 12:43 PM

This only happened to me a couple of times and I still remember them as some of the most powerful orgasms I think I have had.

One time I was snogging with my girlfriend in the empty office of our student union, this must have been back when I was about 17. She was a little minx, quite petite with lovely sweet tits that she would let me play with now and then. We never had full sex but a lot of heavy petting.

Anyway, we were having a heavy session unobserved in this office. She was sitting on my lap at the time and we were getting pretty worked up. She insisted on pressing down on my tool which was hardening as we were almost eating each other's faces. Suddenly, without any warning I just started spunking like fury. She must have felt my prick pulsing away but she never stopped kissing me even though I was very worried I might be getting her dress wet. What was more embarassing at that point I observed through the window that my dad had arrived in his car to take me up to town for some family event I don't recall. I had to somehow get to the toilets, clean myself up and sit in the car for two hours smelling decidely of damp pants! Fortunately, either no one recognised the smell or they just thought it was the heating system!

Another time it was the second date with a girl - I was about 20, I think. Again we got pretty passionate but we were standing up snogging. This was in my dorm room. We were both fully clothed - I even recall she was wearing red cordruroy jeans. She started to rythmically rub her crotch across my hard-on. I wasn't too sure if she was up to fucking as we hadn't talked about it and it was only a second date so I didn't know if she was inviting me to fuck her or not. It was quite clear I was as hard as a rod and she was obviously pleasuring herself quite unashamedly by rubbing herself corduroy-clad cunt against me. After a particularly savage and prolonged moment of rubbing I sighed "I think I am going to cum" to which she replied breathlessly, "Can I help?" and furiously rubbed harder at which point I came like a demon. I think maybe she did as well because we both collapsed on the bed quite breathless and out of it for about 5 minutes. It turned out she wouldn't let me fuck her unless she went on the pill and I'm sorry to say that a few weeks later for totally other reasons we went our separate ways.

**Rodster363** · May 29th, 2012, 04:43 AM

I've had this happen twice. The first time was a wet dream. I was visiting a long distance girlfriend's house for a few days. Her parents had given me a spare room so, no we weren't together. I remember dreaming of a p.house pictorial with 2 gals on a motorcycle. (I'm scanning those threads trying to find it.) Anyway, I was literally dreaming the scenes were real like a g/g fantasy. I emptied myself so intensely it actually woke me up. I lay there breathing heavy and realized what had happened. Cool I thought, but then I had a wet mess on the bedsheets to clean up.

SsfdKstmr · May 29th, 2012, 05:35 AM

Never came in my pants, but I remember when I was about 15 at a wedding dance, where my brother had been the best man, and one of the bridesmaids (who was WAY out of my league) was very drunk and all over me. She forced me on the floor for a slow dance, and held me tighter than I had ever been held. Thus, I spent a good 5 minutes with a raging boner grinding into this woman's hip. I don't know if she was too drunk to notice, or got off on it, but it did make for a fond memory.

SacrificialHam · May 30th, 2012, 01:11 AM

I just thought of another time I came in my pants: a friend invited me to a party when I was in college. I didn't know anybody there, so I was kind of a wallflower and I was watching some sci-fi movie in the basement bedroom with some guys and gals. One of the guys said, "why don't we put in a porno?" and everone else said "sure." I had never seen a full-length porn film before (just loops at the adult bookstore). I remember the movie they put in was "Lips" (1981) http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=5261

I watched for a while and got really turned on. So much that I decided I should get up and get some munchies + beer from the kitchen. After I settled down, I went back downstairs thinking I could handle it okay. I got as far as Kathy Harcourt and Lisa De Leeuw givng Paul Thomas a double-bj and I lost my load. I tried to keep quiet and breathe normally so nobody in the room would know, I was so embarrased. I got up casually and went to the bathroom, and tried to clean up my sticky briefs while some asshole banged on the door for me to hurry up. Then I went straight home!

CDLove · June 8th, 2012, 04:34 PM

I have had a thing for bras since I was a young teenager but never had the chance to touch one on a girl until my first girlfriend. We were in a makeout session and for the first time I slipped my hand under her shirt and was able to rub her breasts through her bra (Olga, Freedom Front).

That was all it took...

February 24th, 2012, 09:15 AM	#32
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,313 Thanks: 41,866 Thanked 13,705 Times in 1,284 Posts	Second porn film I ever saw. I'd seen mags both soft and hard, but a friend at work acquired a box of VHS's from his dad, who was hiding them from his mum!! First we watched was a b&w Mary Millinton short (nowt liking starting at the top), then the second film (colour) featured a remarkably gorgeous coloured girl being taken doggy-style, and taking a massive cum-shot on the small of her back. She then straightened up and the cum ran across her buttocks in a lovely and very white stream. The contrast and beauty of the scene was too much for me, and splat!! The strange thing was a guy at work was joking the following day about how I'd been hiding my crotch under a cushion to have a tug whilst watching the film, and I couldn't admit that I hadn't needed too. It has also lead to my fascination with coloured girls in porn being on the receiving end of money shots, comments on which have been struck from the record of at least three threads on here. I must find a beter way of wording it. PJayBr Last edited by PJayBr; February 24th, 2012 at 09:45 AM.. Reason: Made a mistake....

February 25th, 2012, 05:57 PM	#33
Betty Rudolf Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 16 Thanks: 46 Thanked 183 Times in 16 Posts	Some might find this hard to believe but I swear it is 100% true... One night when I was about 14, my Mum walked into my room unexpectedly while I was masturbating (standing up with one leg kneeling on my bed for some unknown, gordforsaken reason). I was completely mortified and panic-stricken as she burst in AND I was on the verge of cumming, so I leaped onto both feet, bent down and yanked my pajama pants up all in one move and as I snapped rigidly to attention, pulling my pants up my thighs, I EJACULATED ONTO THE CEILING! I'm not kidding. It was like if you had a syringe full of milk and squirted it upwards and sprayed the ceiling! It must have been some freakish muscle combination and the shotgun-cocking panic of my rectum that did it I guess, but it actually happened. And to this day I still don't know if my Mum saw it happen, or if she noticed when it immediately started dripping down onto the carpet as she exchanged a few unrelated words with me before walking out of the room. I know if I read this and somebody else had written it, I'd struggle to believe anyone could literally squirt onto the ceiling, but I swear to god it actually happened!

February 26th, 2012, 02:23 AM	#34
SacrificialHam Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 22 Thanks: 4 Thanked 227 Times in 18 Posts	Back when I just turned 19, I used to go to the local newsstand and browse the adult section in the back. The softcore mags were open to browse but the hardcore ones were sealed in plastic bags. One day I was looking through the hardcore mags and saw that someone had opened the seal on a hardcore mag called "Swallow It!" and I felt like a criminal as I glanced through the pages. I got really turned on, and just as I crouched down to put the mag back, my hard-on slipped against the fabric of my briefs and I shot my load right there! I quickly left the store and crossed the street to catch the bus home before the stain spread through my pants!

February 26th, 2012, 05:48 AM	#35
eeeepzbgzoz Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 13 Thanks: 1,021 Thanked 131 Times in 13 Posts	I must've been about 19-20 at the time; my g/f and I were in her basement "playing video games" while her family was upstairs, and some heavy grinding against her during a really awesome makeout session ended up with me exploding. I think the only thing that saved me from embarrassment when I was going upstairs to head home is that I had already rubbed at least one out earlier that day. Oddly enough, never managed to pull that off again, with her or anyone else. I kinda miss being able to be that excited.

May 26th, 2012, 12:43 PM	#36
The Gruff Man Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 368 Thanks: 1,972 Thanked 11,096 Times in 397 Posts	This only happened to me a couple of times and I still remember them as some of the most powerful orgasms I think I have had. One time I was snogging with my girlfriend in the empty office of our student union, this must have been back when I was about 17. She was a little minx, quite petite with lovely sweet tits that she would let me play with now and then. We never had full sex but a lot of heavy petting. Anyway, we were having a heavy session unobserved in this office. She was sitting on my lap at the time and we were getting pretty worked up. She insisted on pressing down on my tool which was hardening as we were almost eating each other's faces. Suddenly, without any warning I just started spunking like fury. She must have felt my prick pulsing away but she never stopped kissing me even though I was very worried I might be getting her dress wet. What was more embarassing at that point I observed through the window that my dad had arrived in his car to take me up to town for some family event I don't recall. I had to somehow get to the toilets, clean myself up and sit in the car for two hours smelling decidely of damp pants! Fortunately, either no one recognised the smell or they just thought it was the heating system! Another time it was the second date with a girl - I was about 20, I think. Again we got pretty passionate but we were standing up snogging. This was in my dorm room. We were both fully clothed - I even recall she was wearing red cordruroy jeans. She started to rythmically rub her crotch across my hard-on. I wasn't too sure if she was up to fucking as we hadn't talked about it and it was only a second date so I didn't know if she was inviting me to fuck her or not. It was quite clear I was as hard as a rod and she was obviously pleasuring herself quite unashamedly by rubbing herself corduroy-clad cunt against me. After a particularly savage and prolonged moment of rubbing I sighed "I think I am going to cum" to which she replied breathlessly, "Can I help?" and furiously rubbed harder at which point I came like a demon. I think maybe she did as well because we both collapsed on the bed quite breathless and out of it for about 5 minutes. It turned out she wouldn't let me fuck her unless she went on the pill and I'm sorry to say that a few weeks later for totally other reasons we went our separate ways.

May 29th, 2012, 04:43 AM	#37
Rodster363 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Somewhere in Canads's beauty. Posts: 678 Thanks: 34,744 Thanked 12,143 Times in 670 Posts	I've had this happen twice. The first time was a wet dream. I was visiting a long distance girlfriend's house for a few days. Her parents had given me a spare room so, no we weren't together. I remember dreaming of a p.house pictorial with 2 gals on a motorcycle. (I'm scanning those threads trying to find it.) Anyway, I was literally dreaming the scenes were real like a g/g fantasy. I emptied myself so intensely it actually woke me up. I lay there breathing heavy and realized what had happened. Cool I thought, but then I had a wet mess on the bedsheets to clean up.

May 29th, 2012, 05:35 AM	#38
SsfdKstmr Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: parts unknown Posts: 17 Thanks: 1 Thanked 183 Times in 17 Posts	Never came in my pants, but I remember when I was about 15 at a wedding dance, where my brother had been the best man, and one of the bridesmaids (who was WAY out of my league) was very drunk and all over me. She forced me on the floor for a slow dance, and held me tighter than I had ever been held. Thus, I spent a good 5 minutes with a raging boner grinding into this woman's hip. I don't know if she was too drunk to notice, or got off on it, but it did make for a fond memory.

May 30th, 2012, 01:11 AM	#39
SacrificialHam Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 22 Thanks: 4 Thanked 227 Times in 18 Posts	I just thought of another time I came in my pants: a friend invited me to a party when I was in college. I didn't know anybody there, so I was kind of a wallflower and I was watching some sci-fi movie in the basement bedroom with some guys and gals. One of the guys said, "why don't we put in a porno?" and everone else said "sure." I had never seen a full-length porn film before (just loops at the adult bookstore). I remember the movie they put in was "Lips" (1981) http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=5261 I watched for a while and got really turned on. So much that I decided I should get up and get some munchies + beer from the kitchen. After I settled down, I went back downstairs thinking I could handle it okay. I got as far as Kathy Harcourt and Lisa De Leeuw givng Paul Thomas a double-bj and I lost my load. I tried to keep quiet and breathe normally so nobody in the room would know, I was so embarrased. I got up casually and went to the bathroom, and tried to clean up my sticky briefs while some asshole banged on the door for me to hurry up. Then I went straight home!

June 8th, 2012, 04:34 PM	#40
CDLove Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3 Thanks: 63 Thanked 25 Times in 3 Posts	I have had a thing for bras since I was a young teenager but never had the chance to touch one on a girl until my first girlfriend. We were in a makeout session and for the first time I slipped my hand under her shirt and was able to rub her breasts through her bra (Olga, Freedom Front). That was all it took...