Well known women you never would , even if you could ! - Page 4

**nevermind** · July 24th, 2010, 07:37 PM

Top 10 plus 1 Joker..

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[COLOR=#830000 !important]My no go area...[/COLOR]

courtney cox
donatella versace
jocelyn wildenstein (Joker)
julia roberts
melanie griffith
renee zellweger
tori spelling (GreenSkull's honey)
rosanna arquette
juliette lewis
kate hudson
kirsten dunst

[COLOR=#830000 !important][COLOR=#7D0000 !important](No offence towards the followings persons. after all from time to time
everyone has a bad hairday.)

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**rotobott** · July 24th, 2010, 07:48 PM

It's starting to make the original choices look good, still every fit bird needs an ugly friend, it's the law.

**bravemouth** · July 25th, 2010, 07:56 PM

You wouldn't......Juliette Lewis

I would in second!!!

even looking like this I still would

**TCO95** · July 25th, 2010, 11:05 PM

Fran Drescher.

Good looking woman nice figure but she opens that mouth and all bets are off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkp7wsJc8MI

Clemenza · July 26th, 2010, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Every time time I see this creature, I'm reminded of the old phrase "She wouldn't get wet if you turned a fire hose on her."

Clemenza · July 26th, 2010, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

Say what you like about Victoria, at least she makes an effort to try and look good.

Kurt Russell in drag meets the skeletal remains of Judy Carne.

gtos4ever · July 26th, 2010, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Clemenza

Kurt Russell in drag meets the skeletal remains of Judy Carne.

That wasn't a very nice thing to say... about Kurt.

MaxJoker · July 27th, 2010, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mvasilj

If I write anything after this, I'll have too report, remove post and warn myself for breaking the rules

Actually i`m thinking maybe a DNA test is needed to work out what species this even is ?

What does Donatella Versace mean in English then ?, melted Mr Potato Head or something

The womans (?) so ugly she'd turn uncooked spaghetti soft

**crazybikerme** · July 27th, 2010, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

It's starting to make the original choices look good, still every fit bird needs an ugly friend, it's the law.

Yeah, right!

When I wus single, I always, always got the ugly one!!

(Luckily Mrs.H is very short sighted and I hid her specs! She still thinks I'm Robert Redford!!

)

MaxJoker · August 2nd, 2010, 02:17 PM

Now some might shoot me down in flames for the following name , but then that's only because she has somehow made sure that the only images available of her look like this.

An air brushed illusion which must also be twenty years and five stones out of date

Because i have seen her and believe me she sure as holy hell doesn't look like that !
No she has a thick saggy shapeless body that couldn't look less feminine if it belonged to an unhealthy 70 year old man. Plus a hang dog no signs of a neck slack face , which is plainer than an actual carpenters plain !.
Also she's a mouthpiece for a cruddy corporation , and obviously cares nothing about the subjects she covers in her radio interviews and reports. Has a voice so banal she makes you want to burn out your ear drums , and a personality best described as sorely lacking.

What i`m saying is the droning tedious banshee couldn't get this member stiff even if she locked me in a deep freeze overnight !

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July 24th, 2010, 07:37 PM	#31
nevermind Kurt Cobain 1967- 1994 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: @Home Posts: 2,043 Thanks: 34,651 Thanked 78,263 Times in 2,044 Posts	*Top 10 plus 1 Joker..* [COLOR=#830000 !important](left to right.)[/COLOR] [COLOR=#830000 !important]*My no go area...[/COLOR] courtney cox donatella versace jocelyn wildenstein (Joker) julia roberts melanie griffith renee zellweger tori spelling (GreenSkull's honey) rosanna arquette juliette lewis kate hudson kirsten dunst [COLOR=#830000 !important][COLOR=#7D0000 !important](No offence towards the followings persons. after all from time to time everyone has a bad hairday.) [/COLOR][/COLOR] . __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Last edited by nevermind; July 25th, 2010 at 07:50 AM..

July 25th, 2010, 07:56 PM	#33
bravemouth Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: here as much as can Posts: 356 Thanks: 3,356 Thanked 6,477 Times in 350 Posts	I would You wouldn't......Juliette Lewis I would in second!!! even looking like this I still would __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Never say never To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 25th, 2010, 11:05 PM	#34
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	Fran Drescher. Good looking woman nice figure but she opens that mouth and all bets are off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkp7wsJc8MI __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Victoria Derbyshire Now some might shoot me down in flames for the following name , but then that's only because she has somehow made sure that the only images available of her look like this. An air brushed illusion which must also be twenty years and five stones out of date Because i have seen her and believe me she sure as holy hell doesn't look like that ! No she has a thick saggy shapeless body that couldn't look less feminine if it belonged to an unhealthy 70 year old man. Plus a hang dog no signs of a neck slack face , which is plainer than an actual carpenters plain !. Also she's a mouthpiece for a cruddy corporation , and obviously cares nothing about the subjects she covers in her radio interviews and reports. Has a voice so banal she makes you want to burn out your ear drums , and a personality best described as sorely lacking. What i`m saying is the droning tedious banshee couldn't get this member stiff even if she locked me in a deep freeze overnight ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 24th, 2010, 07:48 PM	#32
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,796 Thanked 634,681 Times in 31,432 Posts	It's starting to make the original choices look good, still every fit bird needs an ugly friend, it's the law.