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Old July 16th, 2018, 10:18 PM   #5121
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You're a good man Santee, I don't care what the French football team says.
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Old July 17th, 2018, 09:50 AM   #5122
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I know "erotic" is in the eye of the beholder - but, really?


I think it is
What kind of pizza is that, Vegan
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Old July 17th, 2018, 11:21 AM   #5123
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Vegan ? Them's pepperoni slices...Oops staying off topic,Giant amoebas from the abyssal depths of the Marianas Trench..
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Old July 17th, 2018, 07:33 PM   #5125
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Well first I think she could have passed as a man and anal is anal just ask E
Secondly which one of the two actors that played it???
In giving the matter some thought, I don't believe that it is so much that Alice could have passed for a man, but more that Mike Brady could have passed for a woman.
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But more that Mike Brady could have passed for a woman.
Up There Cazaly....
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That'll confuse em'
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OK, Time for a serious post

Yeah, I know we, myself a lot, joke about anal and find it amusing as opposed to arousing but I think we need to discuss it as adults for one and ask real important questions like ......






As a first timer, would this be a good lube



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amazing
we have conformation I guess
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OK, Time for a serious post

Yeah, I know we, myself a lot, joke about anal and find it amusing as opposed to arousing but I think we need to discuss it as adults for one and ask real important questions like ......






As a first timer, would this be a good lube





we have conformation I guess
How could it be if the other person's ass is burning! She would say "Take your johnson out right away, my ass is burning". "What the hell did you put in me?"
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we have conformation I guess

Conformation without representation is Tyrannosaurus.
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