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May 6th, 2016, 01:50 AM	#311
Mantissa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 184 Thanks: 1,817 Thanked 1,721 Times in 184 Posts	Down in Effingham once lived a nurse Who was known for how well she could curse. "Eff your effing fat arses!" She'd scream, a catharsis Impressively vivid and terse. - Anon

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May 6th, 2016, 01:51 AM	#312
Mantissa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 184 Thanks: 1,817 Thanked 1,721 Times in 184 Posts	Said a virgin, exceedingly purty, "My folks raised me not to be flirty." One day, her sweet smile meant A nighttime defilement… With chasteness erased, she's now 'dirty'. - Anon

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May 6th, 2016, 01:53 AM	#313
Mantissa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 184 Thanks: 1,817 Thanked 1,721 Times in 184 Posts	A guy met a nympho and, struck By her beauty, he thought, 'I'm in luck'. He asked if she'd go All the way. She said, "No. For you, sir, I don't give a fuck." - Anon

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May 13th, 2016, 10:33 PM	#314
Mantissa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 184 Thanks: 1,817 Thanked 1,721 Times in 184 Posts	Thus Rihanna prophetically quips, "You've all seen my tits, arse, and hips Through my transparent gown; Next time look further down… I'm telling you, guys… watch my lips!" "A harem dress, straight from Arabia," Said Rihanna, "I'm planning, with maybe a Chic new style to reveal, Or at least not conceal… If you're lucky… a glimpse of my labia."

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May 16th, 2016, 02:28 AM	#315
Mantissa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 184 Thanks: 1,817 Thanked 1,721 Times in 184 Posts	A woman from Henley-in-Arden, Once sucked off her man in the garden. He asked, “My dear Flo, Where does that stuff go?” And she said, (quick gulp) “Beg your pardon?” - Anon

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May 16th, 2016, 02:17 PM	#316
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,942 Thanks: 282,146 Thanked 815,575 Times in 60,985 Posts	"Mares eat oats and does eat oats And little lambs eat ivy." I'd eat Ivy too wouldn't you?

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June 17th, 2016, 11:17 PM	#317
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,355 Times in 1,903 Posts	There was a young man of Chiselhurst who couldn't piss 'til he whistled first. One day in June He forgot the tune. "Dum dee da da ... ." And his bladder burst. All credit goes to the original creator. e.d.

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July 29th, 2016, 04:12 PM	#318
grazer Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Berlin Posts: 515 Thanks: 26,387 Thanked 15,416 Times in 506 Posts	A big-boobed young lady: "How soon can I get these boobs humped by some loon? It's a slow Friday evening - I need something steaming... Would hot spunk convince me to swoon?!" __________________ Do everything for dames with deep impact... *Gr Last edited by grazer; July 30th, 2016 at 09:53 AM.. Reason: Moved limerick post here...*

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July 29th, 2016, 09:54 PM	#319
BarkynSpydurz Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 1 Post	One I came up with by myself... There once was a man from Niagara Who overdosed on too much Viagara He said it's a cinch cuz my dick grew an inch As his sperm shot out like hot magma

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August 12th, 2016, 02:48 AM	#320
Mantissa Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 184 Thanks: 1,817 Thanked 1,721 Times in 184 Posts	A dishy young plumber named Mack Attended to my leaking crack. Dosed with Viagra, He plumbed Niagara, Mostly while flat on his back. - Mantissa 2003

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