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November 23rd, 2017, 04:25 AM | #12831 |
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he will spend the rest of his fucking life in the cellar tying flies. |
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November 23rd, 2017, 01:22 PM | #12832 |
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When I heard that they'd found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.
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November 23rd, 2017, 01:23 PM | #12833 |
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My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size.
So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink. |
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November 24th, 2017, 09:34 PM | #12834 |
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My mate went out with a dwarf he was nuts over her
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November 24th, 2017, 09:43 PM | #12835 | |
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November 24th, 2017, 10:10 PM | #12836 |
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I was literally hanging off the cliff by my fingernails and fell off when suddenly Superman came along, grabbed me in mid-air and carried me to the ground.
"Thanks Superman, you've saved my life, I really appreciate it", I said. He replied, "Well next time, don't try climbing cliffs like some sort of a fucking retard". Well, they do say you shouldn't meet your superheroes. |
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November 25th, 2017, 12:32 AM | #12837 |
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Man: Are you a phillips or flathead?
Woman: Uh, I don't know. Why? Man: I'm just trying to work out how to screw you. |
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November 26th, 2017, 09:35 PM | #12838 |
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So my wife said to me, "Why have you just bought Lego and Bob the Builder?". "Well," I said, "you said you liked the idea of us trying some toys".
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November 27th, 2017, 07:15 AM | #12839 |
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Be nice to a masochist.
Hit him! Last edited by ball7; November 27th, 2017 at 11:01 AM.. |
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November 27th, 2017, 07:16 AM | #12840 |
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And God said to Moses:
"That's the 25 commandments - Now can you remember all of them?" |
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