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**photoflex** · July 29th, 2017, 03:20 PM

"Sexy-Not Sexy?"

**gedly** · July 29th, 2017, 06:03 PM

So I went to this job interview and they told me, "The day starts here at 8.30 am". I replied, "Funny that, it's starts at midnight everywhere else".

**jafad** · July 30th, 2017, 06:55 AM

Took 1 of my viagra tablets last night but it didn't work. I checked the box and found it was past it's swell by date

dazza2 · July 31st, 2017, 03:53 PM

I just split up with my tennis playing girlfriend.......i guess love meant nothing to her

**ball7** · July 31st, 2017, 06:51 PM

My safety word is "faster"

-Jeff Dye

**captpike** · July 31st, 2017, 10:59 PM

**PJayBr** · August 1st, 2017, 01:24 PM

Got dressed up as a vicar ready for a fancy dress party, but the taxi's late.

So, for tha last hour I've been all revved up up with no place to go.........

**gedly** · August 1st, 2017, 09:53 PM

**effCup** · August 2nd, 2017, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gedly

Nearly deep, though.

**otokonomidori** · August 2nd, 2017, 09:40 PM

Kylie, Elton John and Rod Stewart are out walking.

Kylie trips and gets her head stuck in some railings.

Never one to miss an opportunity Rod gets behind her and gives her one - he turns to Elton and says 'You havin' a go Elton?' .

Elton, [sobbing his heart out], replies ' I'd love to but I don't think my head will fit in the railings...'

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July 29th, 2017, 06:03 PM	#12562
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	So I went to this job interview and they told me, "The day starts here at 8.30 am". I replied, "Funny that, it's starts at midnight everywhere else".

July 30th, 2017, 06:55 AM	#12563
jafad Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 547 Thanks: 740 Thanked 10,278 Times in 547 Posts	Took 1 of my viagra tablets last night but it didn't work. I checked the box and found it was past it's swell by date

July 31st, 2017, 03:53 PM	#12564
dazza2 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: UK Posts: 192 Thanks: 6,564 Thanked 2,853 Times in 189 Posts	I just split up with my tennis playing girlfriend.......i guess love meant nothing to her

July 31st, 2017, 06:51 PM	#12565
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	My safety word is "faster" -Jeff Dye

August 1st, 2017, 01:24 PM	#12567
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,686 Times in 1,280 Posts	Got dressed up as a vicar ready for a fancy dress party, but the taxi's late. So, for tha last hour I've been all revved up up with no place to go.........

August 1st, 2017, 09:53 PM	#12568
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts

August 2nd, 2017, 09:40 PM	#12570
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,016 Thanked 122,404 Times in 8,316 Posts	Kylie, Elton John and Rod Stewart are out walking. Kylie trips and gets her head stuck in some railings. Never one to miss an opportunity Rod gets behind her and gives her one - he turns to Elton and says 'You havin' a go Elton?' . Elton, [sobbing his heart out], replies ' I'd love to but I don't think my head will fit in the railings...'