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July 2nd, 2017, 02:58 PM | #2341 |
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4096: Why don't we talk during sex, you ask?
Well number one its not polite to talk with your mouth full, and number two, I really don't have a frigging thing to say to you!
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July 2nd, 2017, 04:33 PM | #2342 |
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Exactly ,and I thought she loved me !
4097 ~ What do you mean we can't stream this via pay per view ?
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July 2nd, 2017, 08:53 PM | #2343 |
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For the last time you are not the first man and i will not kiss your snake |
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July 3rd, 2017, 02:29 AM | #2344 |
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4099. No, it's Oral, Vaginal, Anal, in this order...
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July 3rd, 2017, 12:26 PM | #2345 |
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July 3rd, 2017, 04:33 PM | #2346 |
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It was her balls that first made me suspicious , that and being the only "Female" I ever met who insisted on anal
4101 ~ No dear didn't claim you were a wonder woman , I wondered aloud if you were a woman
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July 3rd, 2017, 06:23 PM | #2347 |
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July 4th, 2017, 03:04 AM | #2348 |
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4103 - "You ever get one of those snot whistles in one nostril?" -
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July 4th, 2017, 11:08 PM | #2349 |
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"So you are MaxJoker" |
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4105 Yeah I shaved my head to make it feel a little prickly the way you like it, just like your ass
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