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Old April 8th, 2017, 12:44 PM   #711
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Nevr have I ever had a birthday wish come true

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 -Owned an i-phone.

-Borrowed money from a loan shark.

-stuck feathers up my butt and clucked like a chicken.
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Never have I ever:

 -Owned an i-phone.

-Borrowed money from a loan shark.

-stuck feathers up my butt and clucked like a chicken.
Never have I ever done those things either,Funny really especially the last one..
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-stuck feathers up my butt and clucked like a chicken.
plainly you have never been called up on stage by The Great Thurston, 'hypnotist extraordinare'.

Never have I understood why people like the Star Wars films.
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Never have I ever had a dog
Never have I realised I could accurately pinpoint where someone's deep seated psychological issues sprung from.
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Never have I ever worn a girdle

Never have I ever used an electric hair styler

Never have I ever been afraid of needles for drawing my blood
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Never have I ever although I would have liked to tell loosegoose what I really think of him, but my comment would probably be deleted by a mod and I would get a warning!
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Never have I ever although I would have liked to tell loosegoose what I really think of him,
Never have I ever thought I would understand the meaning of the phrase 'wounded to the quick'
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Sang karaoke...... sober. (The wife gets me tipsy and I sing her the blues.)

Dressed up like Superman drunk. (I do have kids you know.)

Ridden a horse while on medication. (The damn horse wont listen to me if I have a beer.)
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Never have I ever lied to get a job

Never have I ever had a ferret as a pet
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