Collected old threads from Funnies

**-Lucifer-** · August 19th, 2007, 10:41 AM

Okay guys and gals this is a thread with no real topic. It is a catch all of old, small threads from the deep dark recesses of Funnies. Those poor abandoned and neglected threads that are seldom viewed and never posted in. The posts are going to be in order of their date of posting.
You may ONLY make a post here IF you are replying to an existing post. If you do so you must quote the post so we can know what your post is about.
On a side note as I go through doing this any threads that are attempting to be funny will be moved to Corny Jokes.

**goldentaurus2001** · August 19th, 2007, 01:36 PM

My answer...

;D

Greetz
goldentaurus2001

jonko · August 30th, 2007, 06:31 AM

Enjoy!* *

From 80s and early 90s Swank

"Yes...yes...it is my belief that no American has the right to go hungry!"

jonko · September 6th, 2007, 02:46 AM

A few more...* ;D

**BondJmsBond** · January 29th, 2008, 08:58 PM

daddynick · June 1st, 2008, 01:40 AM

Murphy's Laws On Sex

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you,
the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's
offered take it,because it'll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes
the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what
people think you've got.

8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches
you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and
minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she
usually stops listening to him.

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a
man are usually the same ones she can't stand years

**Leprechaun** · November 19th, 2008, 03:20 PM

Anyone can ID this models?

Peter Parker · November 19th, 2008, 09:57 PM

It looks like very a royal and electrifying moment so it must be
Philip Resistor and Carmilla Capacitor.

deesnuts · November 19th, 2008, 11:19 PM

No.3 (red dress) is known as Carolyn Condenser.
One of my all time favourites.

**Leprechaun** · November 20th, 2008, 02:31 PM

Some guys really love their PC ...

August 19th, 2007, 10:41 AM	#1
-Lucifer- The Reaper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ninth Gate Of Hell Posts: 5,875 Thanks: 40,807 Thanked 64,764 Times in 4,982 Posts	Collected old threads from Funnies Okay guys and gals this is a thread with no real topic. It is a catch all of old, small threads from the deep dark recesses of Funnies. Those poor abandoned and neglected threads that are seldom viewed and never posted in. The posts are going to be in order of their date of posting. You may ONLY make a post here IF you are replying to an existing post. If you do so you must quote the post so we can know what your post is about. On a side note as I go through doing this any threads that are attempting to be funny will be moved to Corny Jokes. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by SanteeFats; November 18th, 2017 at 01:06 AM.. Reason: http://img42.imagevenue.com/loc863/th_20109_01_123_863lo.jpg

August 19th, 2007, 01:36 PM	#2
goldentaurus2001 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 653 Thanks: 7,141 Thanked 37,207 Times in 654 Posts	Re: What do you think.. My answer... ;D Greetz goldentaurus2001 __________________ A kings home is his castle, a sailors home is the sea, a girls ass and a glass of beer is home enough for me!

August 30th, 2007, 06:31 AM	#3
jonko Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 78 Thanks: 1,516 Thanked 4,701 Times in 64 Posts	Dirty toons Enjoy!* * From 80s and early 90s Swank "Yes...yes...it is my belief that no American has the right to go hungry!"

September 6th, 2007, 02:46 AM	#4
jonko Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 78 Thanks: 1,516 Thanked 4,701 Times in 64 Posts	Re: Dirty toons A few more...* ;D

January 29th, 2008, 08:58 PM	#5
BondJmsBond Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,059 Thanks: 28,073 Thanked 27,274 Times in 3,004 Posts	Fine blond chick with a hairy pussy

June 1st, 2008, 01:40 AM	#6
daddynick Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 63 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1,425 Times in 72 Posts	Murphy's Laws of Sex Murphy's Laws On Sex 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,because it'll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years

November 19th, 2008, 03:20 PM	#7
Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,923 Times in 4,988 Posts	Just another e-porn ... Anyone can ID this models?

November 19th, 2008, 09:57 PM	#8
Peter Parker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 147 Thanks: 3,423 Thanked 1,039 Times in 137 Posts	What your computer components get up to if you download Porn! It looks like very a royal and electrifying moment so it must be Philip Resistor and Carmilla Capacitor.

November 19th, 2008, 11:19 PM	#9
deesnuts Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 134 Thanks: 1,291 Thanked 3,054 Times in 133 Posts	No.3 (red dress) is known as Carolyn Condenser. One of my all time favourites. __________________ It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!

November 20th, 2008, 02:31 PM	#10
Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,923 Times in 4,988 Posts	Some guys really love their PC ...

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