Innocent songs of childhood - Page 2

**Niblets** · March 9th, 2014, 06:49 PM

My dad used to say this 1:

Humpty Dumpty,
Sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty,
Had a great fall,
All the King's horses,
And all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again,
So they had scrambled eggs for breakfast.

A couple of silly things I used to hear:

Lift the seat,
Before you pee,
Because next to sit,
Might be me.

I like pop,
I like sis,
Lift the seat,
Before you piss.

Another silly rhyme I used to hear:

Down by the river where nobody goes,
Mary Jane was taking off her clothes,
When along came a hippee swinging a chain,
Pulled down his pants and out it came.

Big brass balls,
An electric cock,
Gave Mary Jane,
One hell of a shock.

One month later all was well,
Three months later it started to swell,
Nine months later out it came,
A little brass hippee swinging a chain.

**tygrkhat40** · March 10th, 2014, 03:02 PM

Mary had a little lamb...with mint jelly.

MaxJoker · April 22nd, 2014, 03:16 PM

Too soon

**seany65** · April 22nd, 2014, 11:14 PM

One I learned when I was about 7:

Davy Crockett went to the moon in a Rocket,
His balls went clang, his dick went bang,
and he found His arse in His pocket.

March 10th, 2014, 03:02 PM	#12
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April 22nd, 2014, 11:14 PM	#14
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,658 Thanks: 80,521 Thanked 32,790 Times in 3,536 Posts	One I learned when I was about 7: Davy Crockett went to the moon in a Rocket, His balls went clang, his dick went bang, and he found His arse in His pocket. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

March 9th, 2014, 06:49 PM	#11
Niblets Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,173 Thanks: 5,211 Thanked 24,740 Times in 2,091 Posts	My dad used to say this 1: Humpty Dumpty, Sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty, Had a great fall, All the King's horses, And all the King's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again, So they had scrambled eggs for breakfast. A couple of silly things I used to hear: Lift the seat, Before you pee, Because next to sit, Might be me. I like pop, I like sis, Lift the seat, Before you piss. Another silly rhyme I used to hear: Down by the river where nobody goes, Mary Jane was taking off her clothes, When along came a hippee swinging a chain, Pulled down his pants and out it came. Big brass balls, An electric cock, Gave Mary Jane, One hell of a shock. One month later all was well, Three months later it started to swell, Nine months later out it came, A little brass hippee swinging a chain.