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Old December 30th, 2011, 01:59 PM   #11
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"Do you unzip your pants and pee into the shower on purpose?" then no way man
Yeah, that's just not right.
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Old December 31st, 2011, 03:04 AM   #12
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqh4-vR-M2A

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Why piss in the shower? ... the kitchen sink is a lot closer when I'm inebriated
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Anyone who craps in the shower needs locked up.
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Well, that's depends on what you really mean with that question!

If you meant to ask: "Do you unzip your pants and pee into the shower on purpose?" then no way man, that's why we have a toilet!

But, if I then wash it away is that okay?.
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2 no never. though i am a born an bred hillbilly, (no joke intended) i was taught manners. my father would have skinned me literally.
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I used to.........I was always careful not to splash her feet.
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Well, after practice the rest of the team does it, so why shouldn't I?
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Does getting peed on in the shower count?
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Does getting peed on in the shower count?
Not if you pay for it
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