Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 276

**Sir Honkers** · May 13th, 2018, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I'm wearing one of them,right now..

Yes, but no one can see it under your underpants.

chromax · May 13th, 2018, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Messrs Hombre, Joker, Palo, Estreeter and Sandhunter regularly donate 90% of their more than generous moderator remuneration to worthy causes.

e.g. corrupting judges not to be charged for moderating at VEF

**ball7** · May 13th, 2018, 07:00 PM

Hertz had an affair with his P.E teacher - Mr.White.

**Mal Hombre** · May 13th, 2018, 07:10 PM

ball7 is a trained practitioner but He lost His license for having sex with a patient and He was such a good vet...

**ball7** · May 13th, 2018, 09:34 PM

Trailmaster is D.B.Cooper.

**sandhunter** · May 13th, 2018, 10:44 PM

chromax built a roman style villa in his home town , then he took up the violin and burnt his villa to the ground

**SpermShooter** · May 14th, 2018, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hertz

Estreeter produces wigs from his own pubic hair

How much do you charge for a 70s style afro wig????

chromax · May 14th, 2018, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandhunter

chromax built a roman style villa in his home town , then he took up the violin and burnt his villa to the ground

Sadly true. I'm a huge fan of emperor Nero and was trying to emulate him. The worst thing is I destroyed my big collection of laurel wreaths.

chromax · May 14th, 2018, 11:27 AM

Mal Hombre had a sex change in the late Eighties. He had been a beautiful woman before and here's the actual proof: a poster of his biopic shot in 1984.

**palo5** · May 14th, 2018, 04:15 PM

When Estreeter gets drunk, he never wants to stop. When he can't take any more, he goes to the men's room, puts fingers in his throat, and throws everything up. He nearly always misses the toilet bowl. Then he goes back to the bar to start again. Before he gets there, he wipes his mouth and hands on someone else's tablecloth

May 13th, 2018, 07:10 PM	#2754
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May 13th, 2018, 07:00 PM	#2753
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Hertz had an affair with his P.E teacher - Mr.White.

May 13th, 2018, 09:34 PM	#2755
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Trailmaster is D.B.Cooper.

May 13th, 2018, 10:44 PM	#2756
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,310 Times in 13,886 Posts	chromax built a roman style villa in his home town , then he took up the violin and burnt his villa to the ground

May 14th, 2018, 11:27 AM	#2759
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	Mal Hombre had a sex change in the late Eighties. He had been a beautiful woman before and here's the actual proof: a poster of his biopic shot in 1984.

May 14th, 2018, 04:15 PM	#2760
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	When Estreeter gets drunk, he never wants to stop. When he can't take any more, he goes to the men's room, puts fingers in his throat, and throws everything up. He nearly always misses the toilet bowl. Then he goes back to the bar to start again. Before he gets there, he wipes his mouth and hands on someone else's tablecloth