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Old June 13th, 2017, 05:16 PM   #3361
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Old June 13th, 2017, 10:36 PM   #3362
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Caucuses of the Annual VEF Convention are sometimes held in the aisles of a local hardware superstore. This aisle sign, for example, advertises the meeting of the Bondage and S&M Special Interest Groups.

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After a hard day at the office cuzzy goes home, takes off his Gort outfit, pulls on his pajamas, and kicks back
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I am not going to take any more of your shit Roto! Seriously, I'm not taking any more of your shit! Look at my fucking car! I'm out of room! Next time ask Cuzzy to help you move!
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I am not going to take any more of your shit Roto! Seriously, I'm not taking any more of your shit! Look at my fucking car! I'm out of room! Next time ask Cuzzy to help you move!
For heaven's sake Lucy, we're only spending the weekend at your aunt Martha's house!
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