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Old October 10th, 2016, 10:12 PM   #3031
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Has anyone seen my drinking buddy Lars????
He disappeared not long ago and it's his turn to buy the beer.
No, I ain't seen him (burp!)
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Old October 11th, 2016, 04:09 AM   #3032
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You did not take your dentist's advice. Brush your teeth twice a day, floss, don't eat too many sweets!!
I could never understand, and it makes no sense to me why dentists would hand out that advice ... if their patients never got decay or cavities and all had perfect teeth they (dentists) would be out of a job!
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I could never understand, and it makes no sense to me why dentists would hand out that advice ... if their patients never got decay or cavities and all had perfect teeth they (dentists) would be out of a job!
Reminds me of the old conundrum:-

You live on a remote island - there are only two dentists. One has wonderful teeth and the other has terrible teeth. Which one should you go to?
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Reminds me of the old conundrum:-

You live on a remote island - there are only two dentists. One has wonderful teeth and the other has terrible teeth. Which one should you go to?
How many times must I remind members over and over.... think out of the box a little more often when things are dire.

You go to the dentist who is least likely to do anal
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Old October 11th, 2016, 11:01 AM   #3035
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Dentists make most of their money not from filling cavities, but from doing much more expensive things like making bridge work, doing root canals, putting on crowns, fitting people with false teeth and other things.
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but from doing much more expensive things like making bridge work, doing root canals, putting on crowns, fitting people with false teeth and other things...........
.........and anal, Hey we don't know what they do behind closed doors with transvestite Pygmies
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expensive things like making bridge work, doing root canals, putting on crowns
Are you suggesting that Her Majesty the Queen (gawd bless her) moonlights as a civil engineer?
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Has anyone seen my drinking buddy Lars????
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Good Lord I haven't given one in a while so , ruffroundedges, someone has to pay a penalty ........



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Old October 11th, 2016, 02:29 PM   #3039
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The cloudy, foamy sample 5th from the left might need to see a urologist. Cough for me please...
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Cough for me please...
How about spew ......

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I wish they were bigger

Oh well, I'll tickle my balls with a cable


Wasted 10 minutes making that up
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