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You make a cameo appearance on Countdown, by suddenly streaking across the set on the one time they show it live. Everyone laughs. Especially when you trip over and end up crushing your consonants. I wish i had the one i want .
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October 12th, 2011, 01:53 PM | #602 | |
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'You're the one that I want' the popular song from the film Grease is downloaded onto a chip inserted in your brain. It's all you hear day and night. When you complain, you're offered as an alternative something by Bucks Fizz or Father Abraham & the Smurfs. I wish I hadn't let the chain go rusty on my bike.
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I wish for the one I need.
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The number one is all you need to complete a line at the bingo. Unfortunately, the caller is taken ill and the game abandoned. I wish for the two I need. that's askin' for it
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Your drunken, flatulent and flaccid advances are rebuffed. I wish my ardour didn't vanish within five minutes of getting home from work.
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Granted. But everyone must pay me for what they drink. I wish I owned a Sinclair C5.
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