You don't hand feed sharks or extend any of your limbs toward one !!

**Reclaimedwg** · July 2nd, 2018, 07:34 AM

Not sure if I should feel sorry for her or not.

Was it lack of common sense on her part or is she truly just a dumb blonde?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wor...rse-news-video

randomname08 · July 2nd, 2018, 08:44 AM

Isn't the word "shark" a bit of a giveaway? I know some are timid and wouldn't say boo to a goose but most of them have 300 million years of evolution behind them that's turned them into very effective bitey bastards.

**Mal Hombre** · July 2nd, 2018, 08:51 AM

Mind You She only got a fractured finger,The article talks about Crocodile infested waters,Had it been a Croc ,She'd have most likely lost the arm..

**Reclaimedwg** · July 2nd, 2018, 08:57 AM

Crocs and Sharks like to eat pussy too.

**diamelsx** · July 2nd, 2018, 09:44 AM

Shark was probably like "Yeah I got the appetizers, who got the beer?"

**Reclaimedwg** · July 2nd, 2018, 09:58 AM

Gives new meaning to the saying "Don't bite the hands that feeds you!"

**Reclaimedwg** · July 2nd, 2018, 01:56 PM

It's like these morons!

Everyone of them deserves to become Sharks' dinner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HxVeI9IPgs

**deepsepia** · July 2nd, 2018, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Mind You She only got a fractured finger,The article talks about Crocodile infested waters,Had it been a Croc ,She'd have most likely lost the arm..

Yup., lost the arm or worse.

There was a girl up North years ago, Ginger something, a model if I recall (pretty girl, made for good tabloid sales) who was just trailing her arm in the water while boating

Croc bit her arm, pulled her in, right off the boat, did a roll . . . Not sure if the body was found. Crocs use the bite to hold the prey, they only munch it up later.

One of the things that impressed me about the Northern Territories of Australia - empty beaches. People don’t go near the water when there are crocs around.

Points to the gal for being a good sport about it, calling it a “blonde moment” was pretty funny. She knew it was stupid and didn’t do a “poor me” act . . .

**brk549** · July 2nd, 2018, 09:38 PM

Lets pull the pin on a grenade and toss it around a while,it'll be fun.

**Dr Pepper** · July 3rd, 2018, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brk549

Lets pull the pin on a grenade and toss it around a while,it'll be fun.

'Handless Nick' we wrote on the brass plate on the coffin...

July 2nd, 2018, 07:34 AM	#1
Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	You don't hand feed sharks or extend any of your limbs toward one !! Not sure if I should feel sorry for her or not. Was it lack of common sense on her part or is she truly just a dumb blonde? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wor...rse-news-video

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diamelsx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Around the way Posts: 2,680 Thanks: 28,302 Thanked 29,499 Times in 2,673 Posts	Shark was probably like "Yeah I got the appetizers, who got the beer?" __________________ No one has more fairweather friends than the truth...

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randomname08 Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 144 Thanks: 875 Thanked 1,912 Times in 143 Posts	Isn't the word "shark" a bit of a giveaway? I know some are timid and wouldn't say boo to a goose but most of them have 300 million years of evolution behind them that's turned them into very effective bitey bastards.

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Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	Crocs and Sharks like to eat pussy too.

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Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	Gives new meaning to the saying "Don't bite the hands that feeds you!"

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Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	It's like these morons! Everyone of them deserves to become Sharks' dinner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HxVeI9IPgs

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brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	Lets pull the pin on a grenade and toss it around a while,it'll be fun.