if you were allowed to beat the crap outa someone who would it be? and Punchable Faces - Page 3

**gmcbee** · January 21st, 2014, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Gordon Ramsay

(Lauguae NSFW!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_5ozDIao8g

**buttsie** · January 21st, 2014, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Nice.

Hopefully severe pain would force him into leaking fizzy gravy while curled up in the foetal position on the bathroom floor....

..... can I have just one kick? .... Go on....

This is only the 2nd course no need for extreme violence just yet

You can play the doctor who needs to give him an enema with their fist
to measure his pain threshold

MaxJoker · January 21st, 2014, 04:27 PM

Hmmmmmm I guess that`d have to be teaktop

For some reason

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**sweatyhat** · January 21st, 2014, 04:33 PM

Punching Ronald McDonald would be an excellent warm up for a rugby
match, especially if he keeps smiling regardless of the beating he takes.

**Ninjaturtle** · January 21st, 2014, 04:35 PM

I would love to beat the crap out of Michael Bay

**rosestone** · January 21st, 2014, 04:41 PM

If I rubbed a magic lamp and a genie granted me three wishes, I would wish to kick David Cameron in the bollocks three times.

And I'd like to give Kenneth Branagh a slap, just because once he was asked if he'd ever give up acting to exclusively direct, and he responded, "No. I have an obligation to my talent." A statement which I think gives members of the general public the obligation to give him a bit of a kicking.

**Sharkhunter** · January 21st, 2014, 05:36 PM

Tony Blair.

**Wendigo** · January 21st, 2014, 05:49 PM

Any of the annoying subhuman scumbags that cold call me every single day and whichever senior tosser(s) at Ofcom or Telephone Preference Service I can get hold of for being such a collection of spineless useless turds for not getting their act together stopping these robbing bastards in their tracks years ago. They breed like blow flies on a mountain of shit and are just as much use to humanity.

I'd like to see a biological disease created that could only strike call centres manned by these parasitic leeches and leave them with severe tinnitus so they know how we feel. Nothing personal but just piss off and die you pus-filled verminous lowlife mongrels

There, I feel much better now ... sorry I have to go my phone's ringing .....

**winebeavis** · January 21st, 2014, 06:35 PM

Maybe I would be mentioned in religious texts later.

See: 3:25 in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVBbYSVAY68

**rosestone** · January 21st, 2014, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendigo

Any of the annoying subhuman scumbags that cold call me every single day and whichever senior tosser(s) at Ofcom or Telephone Preference Service I can get hold of for being such a collection of spineless useless turds for not getting their act together stopping these robbing bastards in their tracks years ago.

I worked in one such call centre for a few months (had to pay the bills), and trust me, after a shift everyone who works there wants to self-harm. It's utter, utter torture, it really is. If that's any consolation

Although I did meet my wonderful girlfriend while working there, so perhaps it's not all bad and I should shut my mouth.

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January 21st, 2014, 04:41 PM	#26
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,952 Times in 2,261 Posts	If I rubbed a magic lamp and a genie granted me three wishes, I would wish to kick David Cameron in the bollocks three times. And I'd like to give Kenneth Branagh a slap, just because once he was asked if he'd ever give up acting to exclusively direct, and he responded, "No. I have an obligation to my talent." A statement which I think gives members of the general public the obligation to give him a bit of a kicking.

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Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,707 Thanks: 259,795 Thanked 1,138,616 Times in 113,829 Posts	Any of the annoying subhuman scumbags that cold call me every single day and whichever senior tosser(s) at Ofcom or Telephone Preference Service I can get hold of for being such a collection of spineless useless turds for not getting their act together stopping these robbing bastards in their tracks years ago. They breed like blow flies on a mountain of shit and are just as much use to humanity. I'd like to see a biological disease created that could only strike call centres manned by these parasitic leeches and leave them with severe tinnitus so they know how we feel. Nothing personal but just piss off and die you pus-filled verminous lowlife mongrels There, I feel much better now ... sorry I have to go my phone's ringing .....