Well spank my arse and call me Shirley that IS a surprise! - Page 3

**sweatyhat** · August 15th, 2011, 10:52 AM

Never happened to me but a mate of mine came close.
He copped off with this bird who made it plain from the off that 'she' was only interested in doing anal with him. They went off consumate their new relationship and he returned a short while later to give us his amusing news.

This vid might give you a laugh. Goldie Lookin' Chain, Your Mother's Got a Penis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwgUcDH2Nd8

Peau Peep · August 15th, 2011, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by tabler

Ok, I was drinking in Hartlepool one night with a bunch of old mates. (In the Clansman pub).

I was pissed out of my brains, met a sexy girl called Cheryl had my tongue down her???, throat..all my mates were pissing themselvese laughing and I hadnt a clue why.

I realised after shoving my hand down her/his knickers why.

Come on guys. Share you're embarassement!

I've made it once in Sunderland (which isn't that far away from Hartlepool!

)

We could have a mutual friend, tabler!

Mind you, I made the mistake about 12 years ago!

**tygrkhat40** · August 15th, 2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by tabler

yep...

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/kinks/lola_20079021.html

And a live version...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV825...eature=related

Been there, got the T-Shirt!

Ah yes. A song banned by the BBC. Why? Because of the original line "Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola." You can't advertise on the Beeb. Can you play a song about a transvestite picking up young men in a bar? Sure, no problem.

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Originally Posted by mizlaplan

Alcohol, absolving sins since the dawn of civilisation

To quote Homer Simpson: "To alcohol. The cause and solution to all of life's problems."

**monogroover** · August 16th, 2011, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by tabler

Ok, I was drinking in Hartlepool one night with a bunch of old mates. (In the Clansman pub).

The Clansman? I spent many a Friday night in there. Hate to imagine what it's like now, if it's still there.

But I never met Cheryl.

**sweatyhat** · August 17th, 2011, 10:40 PM

Remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm9o_9goUAM

**pharoahegypt** · August 17th, 2011, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

There is a person in belfast called "Tina" he/she had the goolies removed

used to be a paratrooper. 6'3" square jaw and 5 Oclock shadow. About 45ish wears mini skirts and tarty make-up.

that sounds like one of my ex girlfriends...????

**billybunter** · February 24th, 2012, 04:32 PM

There's a story in the papers TV about a "woman" who claims to have slept with a 1000 men, but didn't tell them "she" was born a male. All I can say is this, the op to whack of the crown jewels and make a "pussy" must be something else

I mean it can't look and feel like a real pussy, can it???

**Cheekymonkey** · February 24th, 2012, 06:31 PM

Tell Me About The Ladyboys........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNzLBTCEDI

**tamsmith** · February 24th, 2012, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by tabler

(In the Clansman pub).

Hope you met Jack and Victor in the Clansman. They seem to be regulars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-z4iMBFZA

Moohc · February 26th, 2012, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

There's a story in the papers TV about a "woman" who claims to have slept with a 1000 men, but didn't tell them "she" was born a male. All I can say is this, the op to whack of the crown jewels and make a "pussy" must be something else

I mean it can't look and feel like a real pussy, can it???

There was a show called Taxicab Confessions where a guy had had it done and was miserable. He said he had no feeling down there any more and couldn't get an orgasm. He said the way they did it was the doctor split the penis in two "like a banana split" and shoved it up inside. Don't know if I can picture that, but the description stayed with me.

August 15th, 2011, 10:52 AM	#21
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