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I'd like people to tell the truth about me, my friend has promised to do this for me if I do the same for him.You hear everybody saying 'what a nice person he was', please tell it like is/was he was a grumpy old sod who had little time for people except his family.Something along those lines would do just fine thanks.
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March 17th, 2010, 06:49 PM | #62 |
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