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November 5th, 2009, 02:18 PM | #11 |
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I had a bad band experience too.I was in High School and we were playing an outdoor gig at a local quarry.My girlfriend was just behind my amp fooling around with her fingernails.
We were in the middle of a KISS song, and I thought it would be cool to blow fire, ala Gene Simmons.I grabbed her nail polish remover and began pouring it into my mouth (had to be quick, it was mid song) By the time I felt the searing pain, I had a big mouth full.It dropped me to my knees-song over.It was as bad as any pain I've ever felt.Nose pouring, coughing and vomiting, and struggling for breath, all in front of a couple hundred people staring at me Acetone's bad m'kay.... |
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November 8th, 2009, 04:45 AM | #12 |
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(This link to Ms. Ferguson is provided as a visual aid:
http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...t=%2Afergus%2A) I had a fully (warmly and wetly) engraved invitation to enjoy ALL the interpersonal connections I could want with a MILF who would be considered Ms. Ferguson's more beautiful, slightly-older sister. To accept would have meant that I had to betray two close friends of mine--her husband and her current lover. I stayed true to all three people--and lost their friendships soon after, anyway. How can you win in this situation? e.d. |
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November 12th, 2009, 09:47 PM | #13 |
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Just after I was married, one of the other rather tasty women in the office fucked up an export order. I sorted out the shitstorm for her. Passing in the corridor later she thanked me and I replied, something like next time I'll put you over my knee............about an hour later she came in to my office and asked when she should report for her punishment.......
I mumbled, blushed & blew it................... |
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November 12th, 2009, 10:23 PM | #14 |
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Many moons ago when i was in my 20s my girl (of 3 years) and i had row so i went out for a drink later i bumped into her divorcee elder sister we had a bit of a chat and many more drinks lol anyway i went home with her and yep you guessed it we f*cked each other next day i felt terrible and ended my relationship i've been faithful to every partner since lol
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November 12th, 2009, 11:05 PM | #15 |
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Getting involved with the piece of work I lost my virginity to.
She was an ugly, manic-depressive, drug-using, 1.5X divorced, adulterous, lying, cheating cunt that used guys for money and affection. MOST definitely a WTF upon reflection after the fact. The sex wasn't even that good and she didn't give head worth a nickel. Funny... I just remembered how I found a polaroid of her sucking me off years after it was over. I threw it in the trash after laughing about it all. |
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October 20th, 2010, 12:32 AM | #16 |
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Missed opportunites
Have you ever had an encounter with someone and after they had gone you thought 'Damn, why didn't I carry on with them?'
My story, I was visiting a family friend in London and was waiting to catch bus back to my relatives where I was staying. This chick started talking to me as we were waiting for the bus and she told me she was going on a pub crawl with her freinds in Wimbledon and she was going to pick them up just down the road. She then soon got off the bus and it was then it dawned on me, but it was too late as the bus had carried on too far. She was a pretty thing, short skirt, bobbed hair, large glasses. I must have thought I had an obligation to go back home, but my relatives were out so they wouldn't have known I went on the town.
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October 20th, 2010, 07:42 AM | #17 |
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I've messed up a few times along those lines. At the moment a bird is game and i'm holding back. Mrs BB left a few weeks ago. I might just go for it! You only live once (they say)
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October 22nd, 2010, 02:52 PM | #18 |
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Yeah. In the mid-90's, I had two different women who were right there for me. It was if God had said, here they are, you don't have to do much work, but I was completely oblivious.
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October 22nd, 2010, 05:18 PM | #19 |
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had a thing a while back (when i was 30).... had already banged the two sisters (aged 19 & 21), and a female cousin (aged 18).. refused the mum's advances (aged 42) despite her being fairly shaggable........... dont know what made me refuse back then, but now i wish id done her too... bet no other guys had the whole female side of that family. unless its happened since..?? lol ...
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August 24th, 2016, 01:54 PM | #20 |
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I wrote in another post about foreign birds and feeling like my cock had been sanded. The worst sex of my life. I put it down to drink and drugs and tried again next weeksober and straight. It was actually worse and felt like three holes lined with sandpaper.
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