Major Malfunctions

**Mal Hombre** · September 8th, 2009, 07:31 PM

This where the Hombre puts on his campaign cover,gets right in your face and demands "What is your major malfunction?"

Mine would have to be chronic indeciveness,it drives my Wife mad,What's yours,Don't be shy you're among friends

MaxJoker · January 26th, 2011, 01:22 PM

Only just found this excellent thread in the hinterland of the bleak back pages

One of my major malfunctions i`m never satisfied with anything i`ve done professionally . Be it an assignment or whatever etc etc etc . Always tend to feel unsatisfied and believe i should have somehow done better , so i`m annoyingly unable to take any lasting enjoyment from my own achievements and get very critical of myself

That malfunction led to me leaving my first career even though by anyones standard i was doing extremely well in it .

Telling ya sometimes i do my own head in .

**otokonomidori** · January 26th, 2011, 03:46 PM

Chronic laziness - I can't even be bothered giving an example of it.

MaxJoker · January 26th, 2011, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

Chronic laziness

You kept that well hidden

Although in your case i`d say it was more a compulsion than a malfunction

**grossnex** · January 26th, 2011, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Only just found this excellent thread in the hinterland of the bleak back pages

One of my major malfunctions i`m never satisfied with anything i`ve done professionally . Be it an assignment or whatever etc etc etc . Always tend to feel unsatisfied and believe i should have somehow done better , so i`m annoyingly unable to take any lasting enjoyment from my own achievements and get very critical of myself

That malfunction led to me leaving my first career even though by anyones standard i was doing extremely well in it .

Telling ya sometimes i do my own head in .

OK, you know you have a problem when Brother Greenskull offers up comfort.

I thought I was unique in feeling that nothing I did was ever good enough. The greatest example would be that I used to do a lot of creative writing when I was a kid. Everybody would be like, "I really like this. It's good." Of course I would tear up all the paper & throw it in the trash.

I would obsess over small things like character dialogue, foreshadowing & symbolism.

Same thing with music. I studied music theory in school & used to play base. I could even read sheet music once upon a time. I just couldn't be as good as I wanted to be, so I just gave it up entirely.

Oh yeah, & women tell me that my major malfunction is that I never take serious problems very seriously.

I just don't see how getting stressed out helps to solve anything. Some people would say it's a virtue to remain calm under fire.

Needless to say, I'm immune to the senseless melodrama that permeates a woman's existence.

**kelio** · January 26th, 2011, 06:17 PM

A tendency toward perfectionism eventually leading to self-disappointment and sometimes a sense of futility... until a new goal arises, etc.

**denisovich321** · January 26th, 2011, 11:03 PM

I tend to procrastinate a lot. I'll give an example once I've finished playing Freecell

gtos4ever · January 27th, 2011, 07:15 AM

Most of the women in my life seem to think it's my Y Chromosome.

**elton dong** · January 27th, 2011, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What is your major malfunction?"

My right arm does an involuntary Sieg Heil whenever I see a traffic warden.

eek · January 27th, 2011, 11:22 AM

Love being idle and do nothing else other than mess about in the Internet all day. The ex was pretty active so she took off eventually - good.

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kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,171 Thanks: 300,248 Thanked 336,479 Times in 14,215 Posts	A tendency toward perfectionism eventually leading to self-disappointment and sometimes a sense of futility... until a new goal arises, etc.

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