The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread ! - Page 33

MaxJoker · April 30th, 2018, 11:02 AM

I caught up with Ant last night at the Blue Oyster Bar where over countless pink gins he told me he never touches alcohol. But then why should he. As the wildly talented yet devoid of all thought semi amateur autocue reader "Earns" a hundred and thirty five thousand pounds a week. So on that sort of money can afford to pay somebody to pour the booze directly down his throat. Without the necessity of actually holding the glass or bottle himself.

As we bid each other adieu the next morning having awoken in the gutter , the gap toothed heart throb spied a hefty lump of wood

" Am`s now goooo`nnnna gooooo`club Faheem Vanoo and family ta`death , cause they`Asian "
He said in a jocular manner
"An if`n therrrrr not hoom ,gooooo`nnnna see a`boot kill`n em`wit me`car this afternoon`like".

Anthony PcFartlin , what a shiny example of an Ambassador for all that`s best with light entertainment

**SpermShooter** · May 26th, 2018, 03:08 PM

America wins The Revolution 5 to 2 in overtime. Britain's Coach King George accuses France and Germany of interference

Estreeter · May 26th, 2018, 03:22 PM

VEF exclusive

Remember him and her and that dress

Well, I know Bill Clinton is a member here, his avvie is below

Don't ask me how I found out

MaxJoker · August 17th, 2018, 12:53 PM

Hubert Humphrey announces determined plan to win the Democratic nomination and ultimately the presidency.

Although some claim he`s playing up too much for the Gay vote in saying how much he loves fisting ,

Plus that doesn't go a single day without handling big balls ,

However this unbiased unbalanced V.E.F reporter shall be voting for him anyway.
As support everything he stands for

Since the hefty bribe

Estreeter · January 13th, 2019, 11:07 AM

Boys,
Hope you have enough room on that 10 GIG hard drive,
Better run a virus scan on that Win 95 or 98 PC,

Hope that 56k modem actually gets to 56k speed because look what I found

Won't have to ever buy a CD again, let other suckers do that

Just log into Napster, browse around for music you like

and grab music from other suckers around the world you never met

Gotta find me some Ricky Martin

Spiiiiiiiiiice Girls

And that Macarena

gotta get me that

**Old Jud** · January 13th, 2019, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

VEF exclusive

Remember him and her and that dress

Monica:'No Bill, how many times do you need telling? I'm not going to give you a blow job whilst i'm wearing dark cloths, look what happened last time!'

MaxJoker · April 30th, 2019, 07:25 PM

Jim Jones better known as half of the double act "Jimmy and Bobby" (Bob seen on the right

) has turned his back on celebrity (Plus had Bob euthanized

) and only gone an got religious

Was it meeting Martin Loofah King that brought this change around

Or the wisdom of Nelson Mandela

Who can say

Guess the man himself can , only I couldn't be arsed to actually leave the pub to go interview him

"This post was brought to you by "

**pharoahegypt** · May 1st, 2019, 09:07 AM

I just found out that Shep, the loyal companion of John Noakes has died? Bloody loved that dog I did. How long before poor old John joins him??

**vo1v0d** · May 1st, 2019, 12:07 PM

This new interweb thing could lead to some saucy content.

**bawjaws** · May 1st, 2019, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

This new interweb thing could lead to some saucy content.

I read the other day that it's just a young persons fad and will never catch on. as for porn why would you ever want to replace a good magazine or VHS cassette

April 30th, 2018, 11:02 AM	#321
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Ant (Mines a double) McPartlin denies he drinks but admit he likes to kill Asians I caught up with Ant last night at the Blue Oyster Bar where over countless pink gins he told me he never touches alcohol. But then why should he. As the wildly talented yet devoid of all thought semi amateur autocue reader "Earns" a hundred and thirty five thousand pounds a week. So on that sort of money can afford to pay somebody to pour the booze directly down his throat. Without the necessity of actually holding the glass or bottle himself. As we bid each other adieu the next morning having awoken in the gutter , the gap toothed heart throb spied a hefty lump of wood " Am`s now goooo`nnnna gooooo`club Faheem Vanoo and family ta`death , cause they`Asian " He said in a jocular manner "An if`n therrrrr not hoom ,gooooo`nnnna see a`boot kill`n em`wit me`car this afternoon`like". Anthony PcFartlin , what a shiny example of an Ambassador for all that`s best with light entertainment __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 26th, 2018, 03:22 PM	#323
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,804 Times in 60,322 Posts	VEF exclusive Remember him and her and that dress Well, I know Bill Clinton is a member here, his avvie is below Don't ask me how I found out __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 17th, 2018, 12:53 PM	#324
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash ! Hubert Humphrey announces determined plan to win the Democratic nomination and ultimately the presidency. Although some claim he`s playing up too much for the Gay vote in saying how much he loves fisting , Plus that doesn't go a single day without handling big balls , However this unbiased unbalanced V.E.F reporter shall be voting for him anyway. As support everything he stands for Since the hefty bribe __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 13th, 2019, 11:07 AM	#325
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,804 Times in 60,322 Posts	Boys, Hope you have enough room on that 10 GIG hard drive, Better run a virus scan on that Win 95 or 98 PC, Hope that 56k modem actually gets to 56k speed because look what I found Won't have to ever buy a CD again, let other suckers do that Just log into Napster, browse around for music you like and grab music from other suckers around the world you never met Gotta find me some Ricky Martin Spiiiiiiiiiice Girls And that Macarena gotta get me that __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 30th, 2019, 07:25 PM	#327
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	~ Jimmy see`s the light and embraces God stuff ~ Jim Jones better known as half of the double act "Jimmy and Bobby" (Bob seen on the right ) has turned his back on celebrity (Plus had Bob euthanized ) and only gone an got religious Was it meeting Martin Loofah King that brought this change around Or the wisdom of Nelson Mandela Who can say Guess the man himself can , only I couldn't be arsed to actually leave the pub to go interview him "This post was brought to you by " __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 26th, 2018, 03:08 PM	#322
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,777 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	America wins The Revolution 5 to 2 in overtime. Britain's Coach King George accuses France and Germany of interference

May 1st, 2019, 09:07 AM	#328
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	I just found out that Shep, the loyal companion of John Noakes has died? Bloody loved that dog I did. How long before poor old John joins him?? __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

May 1st, 2019, 12:07 PM	#329
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