The Ageing Process.....How Do You Handle It?

[billybunter]

Originally Posted by Leg10n

For the sake of all that is decent please spare us details of your crutch and aul lad

Oh he who must be obeyed. He was in a tizzy because of all those sexy nurses.

[vo1v0d]

Originally Posted by billybunter

Oh he who must be obeyed. He was in a tizzy because of all those sexy nurses.

No mate; just your russian one. She can give me a bed-bath while you barf

[billybunter]

Originally Posted by Leg10n

No mate; just your russian one. She can give me a bed-bath while you barf

She's only a trainee. But it was took me a while to explain enema. Maybe comrade Palo can tell me the commie for enema. I had four enemas I refused anymore. My consultant wanted me to open my bowels 10 times a day They want me to take a laxative at bedtime I refused. When asked why, I said, because I want to sleep not go to the effing toliet all night

[vo1v0d]

Originally Posted by billybunter

She's only a trainee. But it was took me a while to explain enema. Maybe comrade Palo can tell me the commie for enema. I had four enemas I refused anymore. My consultant wanted me to open my bowels 10 times a day They want me to take a laxative at bedtime I refused. When asked why, I said, because I want to sleep not go to the effing toliet all night

Ten times a day? How much grub do you have to eat each day to shit that much? Two horses and an orchard?Are they doing a special edition of 'Embarrasing Bodies' starring just you
Joking aside I found a reference in an old medical book describing the use of s 'dysentery cot'. More like a stretcher on legs with a perfectly round hole about fiften inches wide half way up. A bucket was placed beneath the hole as patients shat before they formulated the idea they might be about to shit themselves.
ps. if you find toilet paper too much of a chore try some fairy liquid on some rough emery paper

[Sir Honkers]

I tell myself, 'well it's better than the only other option.'

[trailmaster]

We all age whether we like it or not. When we were young we thought we were invincible. When we looked at our parents who might have been in their thirties at that time, we thought, " I'll never get that old", but we do. Some people keep a full head of hair until their eighties, while others lose all of it before they are 25 years old. For myself I was fairly normal when I was young except for the fact that I had to wear braces on my teeth from age 5 to 18. I had big teeth and to small a mouth, so 4 of my adult teeth had to be pulled out to make room for the others to be pushed back. I also had very bad allergies to Ragweed, Dust Mites, Mold Spores and Cat Dander. Now at 65 I am no longer allergic to Dust Mites and my other allergies have weakened. I have wavy dark brown hair. I noticed at age thirty-five that not only was my hair thinning, but it was going gray. I also noticed that the hair on my legs was disappearing. Now at age 65 I still have about 80% of my hair and only about 35% of it has turned gray. I also have a curved back ( scoliosis ), which means I often have low back pain. At age 45 I noticed that when I would first get out of bed in the morning I seemed to be stiff all over. That hasn't gotten too much worse now. I had good vision most of my life until age 40, when I needed to get Bifocals for reading. Now I have two pairs of glasses. One has the Bifocals for reading, and the upper part of the glasses is for seeing distant objects. Another pair of glasses is needed for watching t.v.
Between 1993-2007 I became very interested in hiking. I hiked 223 trails in 11 Northeastern Illinois Counties over this period. Now though I can't do any hiking because of various foot problems which can't be completely corrected. The most I can walk now is 2 miles per day. So as you see I have aged and I have typical age problems which many people will get as they too age. Luckily I have generally good health. I get few "colds", eat right, and get enough exercise. Since my Mom is still alive and 94 years old, I, with luck will at least get to my eighties.

[Ninjaturtle]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Since my Mom is still alive and 94 years old, I, with luck will at least get to my eighties.

I don´t make any jokes, your mom is 94....this is cool

[otokonomidori]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I noticed that when I would first get out of bed in the morning I seemed to be stiff all over. That hasn't gotten too much worse now.

When I was young I used to wake up with a hard on like a metal bar , I could have used it to break rocks - but now I've reached 65 and these days it's my knees that are stiff in the morning rather than my cock

[bombermouse]

I handle aging by waking up each morning. So far so good.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by otokonomidori

When I was young I used to wake up with a hard on like a metal bar , I could have used it to break rocks

If anyone dies from a heart attack because they had a mental picture of that in their head Fuck it, serves them right