What would you like as your epitaph ? - Page 119

**Mal Hombre** · January 13th, 2019, 09:52 PM

'Pon My grave shall be clearly plastered
"Herein lies one sexy bastard"

**Old Jud** · January 14th, 2019, 07:12 PM

'A former vicar now defrocked, for constantly playing with his cock'

**Mal Hombre** · January 14th, 2019, 07:24 PM

"With His rod He comforteth Himself"

MaxJoker · January 16th, 2019, 04:22 PM

Predominantly purveyors of porky meat products within a nine mile radius of his (Structurally reinforced by metal from the planet Krypton) building Penthouse . Bemoaned the Jokers passing. Before then all declaring themselves bankrupt, a month later.

**Mal Hombre** · January 16th, 2019, 04:26 PM

The cause of his demise
Was a matter for talk
Butt was in fact
A surfeit of pork..

**Dr Pepper** · January 16th, 2019, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

"With His rod He comforteth Himself"

Surely on this forum-above all others...it ought to read:
"With his rod
He was of comfort
To many grateful
Maids and Women"

MaxJoker · February 27th, 2019, 02:35 PM

Enthusiastic holocaust denier

MaxJoker · March 2nd, 2019, 03:44 PM

Killed while shadow boxing

MaxJoker · March 27th, 2019, 04:49 PM

Gone , Butt not for bottom

MaxJoker · March 30th, 2019, 03:35 PM

Dirt Napping

January 13th, 2019, 09:52 PM	#1181
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,362 Thanked 856,497 Times in 57,625 Posts	'Pon My grave shall be clearly plastered "Herein lies one sexy bastard" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 14th, 2019, 07:24 PM	#1183
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,362 Thanked 856,497 Times in 57,625 Posts	"With His rod He comforteth Himself" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 16th, 2019, 04:22 PM	#1184
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	What would you like as your epitaph ? Predominantly purveyors of porky meat products within a nine mile radius of his (Structurally reinforced by metal from the planet Krypton) building Penthouse . Bemoaned the Jokers passing. Before then all declaring themselves bankrupt, a month later. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 16th, 2019, 04:26 PM	#1185
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,362 Thanked 856,497 Times in 57,625 Posts	The cause of his demise Was a matter for talk Butt was in fact A surfeit of pork.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 27th, 2019, 02:35 PM	#1187
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well excuse me for having been overly effluent-ed by Greenman "N" Trails rigidly held beliefs Enthusiastic holocaust denier __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 14th, 2019, 07:12 PM	#1182
Old Jud Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 840 Thanks: 7,251 Thanked 8,633 Times in 819 Posts	'A former vicar now defrocked, for constantly playing with his cock'

March 2nd, 2019, 03:44 PM	#1188
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Although some might say more fool this Fellow Forum Fella for allowing his British-African manservant who I named myself , the chance to punch me Killed while shadow boxing __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 27th, 2019, 04:49 PM	#1189
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Uh huh don't believe Trails lies Gone , Butt not for bottom __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 30th, 2019, 03:35 PM	#1190
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	So please piss softly Dirt Napping __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.