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July 2nd, 2016, 06:01 AM | #11201 |
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The young couple next door just made a sex tape.
They don't know it, of course. The hardest part of making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the lake. The guy next to me at work used to watch porn all day. I'm just glad he didn't begin to rub of on me. I think if I was to try revenge porn, I'd just post naked pictures of myself online. So everyone would know how low my exe's standards were. When answering the security question 'Place of Birth', apparently 'Vagina' is not an acceptable answer. It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress, and now it's trying to blackmail me. I've currently got a stalker. But you probably can't tell in these trousers. A friend of mine was killed by the big C. He was walking past Curry's and the sign fell on his head. I was watching TV and the announcer said there was a documentary about the clitoris on the red button. But I couldn't find it.
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July 2nd, 2016, 08:55 AM | #11202 |
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Doctor doctor,I think I'm a bucket..
You do look a little pale..
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July 2nd, 2016, 11:20 AM | #11203 |
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Guess who I bumped into the other day in Specsavers?
Everyone. A pirate walks into a bar with the ships wheel stuffed down the front of his trousers. "Isn't that uncomfortable?" asked the barman. "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts" replied the pirate. |
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July 2nd, 2016, 12:42 PM | #11204 |
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I was asked at the airport, "Will you be on holiday in Spain?". "Well, I'm a bit late for the Civil War", I replied.
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July 2nd, 2016, 12:56 PM | #11205 |
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July 2nd, 2016, 01:47 PM | #11206 |
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A guy walks into a bar with his monkey and tells the bartender, "What do you say you buy me a drink if I can get this monkey here to bl*w me?" The bartender agrees and the guy smacks his monkey upside his head. The monkey falls over, jumps up, pulls the guys thing out, and starts bl*wing. Another guy at the end of the bar has been watching in amazement and says, "Hey, can I try that?!" The monkey owner says, "Sure," and the other guy says, "Okay, just don't hit me that hard."
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July 2nd, 2016, 02:05 PM | #11207 |
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A variation on the same theme.......
A teenage guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like 5 shots of Jagermeister please". The barman looks around and says "Kid, you're alone. Why do you want 5 shots of Jager all at once? Just order one, then if you want another, I'll get your another." The kid says "But I'm celebrating my first ever blow-job!" The barman smiles and says "Congratulations son! I tell you what, I'll get you six shots, the last one's on the house." The kid says "Thanks mister, but if 5 shots of Jager doesn't get rid of the taste, nothing will." |
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July 2nd, 2016, 10:03 PM | #11208 |
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Great joke rosestone
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July 3rd, 2016, 06:20 AM | #11209 |
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My mate Alan, is the best prankster ever.
Every time I come home early from work,he is always hiding naked under my bed waiting to jump out on me. . How he sneaks in without my missus even knowing is beyond me |
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July 3rd, 2016, 11:51 AM | #11210 |
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