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June 22nd, 2016, 06:38 PM	#11141
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June 22nd, 2016, 06:41 PM	#11142
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,075 Thanks: 77,568 Thanked 14,191 Times in 1,076 Posts	I was invited to the Annual Innuendo Championships. I'm thinking of entering my girlfriend.

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June 22nd, 2016, 06:49 PM

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I was invited to the Annual Innuendo Championships. I'm thinking of entering my girlfriend.

I was invited too, but I can't go, it's just too hard.

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June 22nd, 2016, 06:55 PM	#11144
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June 22nd, 2016, 07:18 PM

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I was invited to the Annual Innuendo Championships. I'm thinking of entering my girlfriend.

Unfortunately my girlfriend can't come. Would anyone like to fill her slot?

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June 22nd, 2016, 10:25 PM

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I was invited as well but I pulled out at the last minute...

That's what Billy Ray Cyrus wished he had done.

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June 23rd, 2016, 11:13 AM	#11148
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June 23rd, 2016, 11:14 AM	#11149
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,075 Thanks: 77,568 Thanked 14,191 Times in 1,076 Posts	I listened a policeman do a talk on Heroin once. Couldn't understand a word he was saying.

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I listened a policeman do a talk on Heroin once. Couldn't understand a word he was saying.

I once watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs. It's really the best way to do it.

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