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June 18th, 2016, 02:44 PM | #11091 |
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A man needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God," and for it to stop you say, "Amen." So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge. "Whew," said the man,
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June 18th, 2016, 05:11 PM | #11092 |
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Not all maths puns are bad,
Just sum.
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June 19th, 2016, 05:14 AM | #11093 |
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Whence subtraction?
I thought that maths puns were the product of a divided mind.
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June 19th, 2016, 12:54 PM | #11094 |
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June 19th, 2016, 01:10 PM | #11095 |
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Well, if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
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June 19th, 2016, 01:52 PM | #11096 |
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Two nuns from Ireland come to tour New York City. Before they come, they hear that Americans eat dogs, so they both agree to try it when they arrive. As they're walking around New York, they hear, "Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs!" They rush over to get one! As the first nun opens hers, her face turns white and she gasps, "What part did you get?!"
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June 19th, 2016, 06:02 PM | #11097 |
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I'm currently writing a self help book called 'Stop Overreacting',
If it doesn't make the bestseller list I swear I`ll kill myself !.
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June 19th, 2016, 06:24 PM | #11098 |
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I'm writing one about pessimism but it'll never sell..
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Sorry about this reply, I can't help myself
It's hard for a self-help book to become a best seller because the clerks at the bookstores refuse to assist shoppers in that section of the store -- they think that helping customers would defeat the purpose of those books.
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Someday, I'll get around to writing my book about procrastination.
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