Post your corny jokes - Page 1105

**effCup** · June 11th, 2016, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

H to O

When expressing the chemical formula for water it can be difficult to avoid ending with Pee.

**bp666** · June 11th, 2016, 12:15 PM

When my best friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.

~~}[eywood~~ · June 11th, 2016, 02:13 PM

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

**SanteeFats** · June 11th, 2016, 02:27 PM

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”
Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”
Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”
Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’"

~~}[eywood~~ · June 11th, 2016, 02:27 PM

These were probably in this thread already somewhere, but not recently

What do you name a guy with a short dick? Justin
What do you name a guy with a huge dick? Phil

~~}[eywood~~ · June 11th, 2016, 03:30 PM

A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.?
The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. "Holy Shit, your baby has a white body," the doctor says. "Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy Shit! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ass, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?" The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"

**gedly** · June 11th, 2016, 06:42 PM

"A migrant gets caught every seven minutes". I bet he's starting to get seriously pissed off about it.

**bp666** · June 11th, 2016, 09:59 PM

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

**SanteeFats** · June 11th, 2016, 10:19 PM

Jello shots - something you should not take from Bill Cosby.

When do you plan to get up? Ummm let me sleep on it.

**GailFan** · June 11th, 2016, 10:40 PM

What's George Clooney's favourite movie?

Fucking Amal

June 11th, 2016, 10:40 PM	#11050
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June 11th, 2016, 12:15 PM	#11042
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,077 Thanks: 77,658 Thanked 14,213 Times in 1,078 Posts	When my best friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.

June 11th, 2016, 02:13 PM	#11043
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off

June 11th, 2016, 02:27 PM	#11044
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,442 Times in 60,964 Posts	Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.” Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...” Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.” Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’"

June 11th, 2016, 02:27 PM	#11045
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	These were probably in this thread already somewhere, but not recently What do you name a guy with a short dick? Justin What do you name a guy with a huge dick? Phil

June 11th, 2016, 03:30 PM	#11046
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.? The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. "Holy Shit, your baby has a white body," the doctor says. "Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said. The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy Shit! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said. So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ass, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?" The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"

June 11th, 2016, 06:42 PM	#11047
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,903 Thanked 69,347 Times in 3,173 Posts	"A migrant gets caught every seven minutes". I bet he's starting to get seriously pissed off about it.

June 11th, 2016, 09:59 PM	#11048
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,077 Thanks: 77,658 Thanked 14,213 Times in 1,078 Posts	I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

June 11th, 2016, 10:19 PM	#11049
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,442 Times in 60,964 Posts	Jello shots - something you should not take from Bill Cosby. When do you plan to get up? Ummm let me sleep on it.