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November 24th, 2016, 02:03 PM | #2061 |
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2092 What do you mean, You Choose we do it this way If I had my way, women wouldn't be allowed to vote
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November 24th, 2016, 02:14 PM | #2062 |
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2093 - I bet you didn't know I used to work at the nuclear plant so do you want me to use the left cock or the right one?
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November 24th, 2016, 02:58 PM | #2063 |
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2094 ~ Another slice of fruit cake Vicar ?
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November 24th, 2016, 05:17 PM | #2064 |
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2096 ~ Of course I`m winching , I`m looking at you
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November 25th, 2016, 09:43 AM | #2066 |
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2097, Not that you are one Luvvie , but if you were a hooker, I reckon I'd ask for change from $2 for that effort.
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2098 - when you said that you squirted I didn't think you meant from your mouth and nose!
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2099 Walking under a ladder, crossing a black cat, breaking a mirror, fucking you .... same thing
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301, So you're a vegetarian eh Won't be an excuse to not suck my dick
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