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February 28th, 2017, 11:45 AM	#531
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February 28th, 2017, 09:48 PM	#532
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Never have I ever liked Ellen Degeneres

That's quite normal, as she wouldn't like you either

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Never have I ever like sweet potato. Yuk!

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