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Old November 1st, 2016, 09:45 PM   #121
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Never have I ever swallowed a fish bone while eating

Never have I ever slipped on my own bedroom floor

Never have I ever forgetten to tie my shoelaces

Never have I ever thrown a stone at a squirrel

Never have I ever eaten venison
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"Whole lotta things I ain't never done - but I ain't never had too much fun"

With thanks to Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen
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Old November 2nd, 2016, 11:38 AM   #123
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Never have I ever played baseball

Never have I ever played softball

Never have I ever played stickball

Never have I ever played cricket

Never have I ever used a sledge hammer
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Never have I ever used a sledge hammer
You don't know what you're missing out on

Umm,

Never ever have I asked a girl to dance
Totally refuse too
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Old November 2nd, 2016, 12:47 PM   #125
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Never have I ever played baseball
There's something kind of eeeeww about a kid that's never played baseball.

--Foghorn Leghorn

Really? Never even in gym class?
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Old November 2nd, 2016, 01:30 PM   #126
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I was a skinny, whiny, scared kid when I was young, and had absolutely no interest in any sports. I was a homebody. I liked to read, collect stamps. I was an amateur astronomer. I liked to go bowling, minature golf. I never watched team sports on the t.v. My fraternal twin was just the opposite. He played basketball after school with his friends. He was a nut for all books about all sports. He also played touch football after school with his friends,and was on the swim team in our high school. Unlike me he had no interest in science. When my brother watched sports on t.v. he got so caught up in the games that when his team lost he would actually cry.
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Never have i ever drunk Jack Daniels.

Never have i ever taken part in a sheep shearing competition.
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Never have I ever had a work-place affair.

Never have I ever been in a fire truck (which brits call a 'fire engine', which has just occurred to me, is quite odd - it's not just an engine). Although one of my best friends is a fireman.

Never have I ever eaten a sandwich from Subway.

Never have I ever had a tailored suit. (Yet).

Never have I ever sky-dived or bungee jumped.
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Old November 2nd, 2016, 08:44 PM   #129
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Never have I ever dived off a cliff

Never have I ever got mauled by a lion at the zoo

Never have I ever had peanut butter without jam

Never have I ever had ketchup on a hotdog

Never have I ever had jalapeno flavored ice cream
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Eaten Ice Cream in Antarctica
Eaten a Hot Vindaloo in Mumbai
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