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Old September 12th, 2017, 10:26 PM   #1441
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Old September 13th, 2017, 06:25 PM   #1442
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Old September 13th, 2017, 09:42 PM   #1443
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SanteeFats has to make an urgent call, but his mobile phone won't operate, so he tries to hook up an antique phone, and gets the shock of his life!




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Old September 13th, 2017, 09:52 PM   #1444
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SanteeFats has to make an urgent call, but his mobile phone won't operate, so he tries to hook up an antique phone, and gets the shock of his life!
Well first I only have a land line



And secondly land line service is at only 48 volts and will not do much of anything except run the phones.
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And secondly land line service is at only 48 volts and will not do much of anything except run the phones.
Why don't you be a sport and make a post in:The Last Post Wins?
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Honestly because it makes you wait.
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Old September 13th, 2017, 10:24 PM   #1447
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Honestly because it makes you wait.
. You're just a meanie, and besides I have a supermod friend who will make a post in that thread anytime I ask him to. Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah!
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Old September 14th, 2017, 10:00 PM   #1448
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Brecht was visited by a genie who granted him one wish. Brecht said that he wanted to be older, but Brecht did not know that this was an apprentice genie who often messes up his wish granting as you can see by the result!




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Old September 16th, 2017, 10:33 PM   #1449
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SanteeFats occasionally does volunteering for the city of Santee, California, but he hates being assigned to the Senior Center because the seniors there dislike him and always play tricks on him. This day the seniors drugged Santee and then had a painter apply this special hard to remove paint all over his head. When SanteeFats went back to the volunteer headquarters he was in tears and begged the supervisor to send him to any other division, but not the senior center. His supervisor, who was laughing her head off said "We'll see"




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Old September 16th, 2017, 11:34 PM   #1450
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