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Old August 6th, 2011, 04:47 PM   #121
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Granted. There's you and everyone else is George Bush's stupid cousins.
Happy now ??

I would like my life to have a rewind/erase function for the stupid things I say..
This function is only accessible through moderators if you ask nicely.
They are mostly unsympathetic so the memory of that incident with the tranny, a tub of Swarfega and a poodle called Grenville still occasionally return to haunt you.

I wish for pizza tonight.
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I wish for pizza tonight.
And Here it is......



I wish for Ultimate Power
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Old August 6th, 2011, 05:05 PM   #123
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I wish for Ultimate Power
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I wish I had no nosehair
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I wish I had no nosehair

Done

I wish I knew Everything
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Michael Buble's song is your drunken karaoke specialty.


I wish I owned a minigun.
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Michael Buble's song is your drunken karaoke specialty.


I wish I owned a minigun.
Granted. You are invaded by the US for having a gun that shoots minis as it's a WMD (Weapon of Mini Destruction).

I'd like a tub of Hagen Daaz and a weekend with Chloe Vevrier to do whatever I wished...
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Chloe accepts Jeff's offer of a free weekend in Holland. Taking full advantage she decides to bring along her dear old mam, who likes cookies and cream btw.

I wish I was Pope Benedict XVI
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Chloe accepts Jeff's offer of a free weekend in Holland. Taking full advantage she decides to bring along her dear old mam, who likes cookies and cream btw.

I wish I was Pope Benedict XVI
Your holiness takes the rap for all incursions by priests on little boys and is now serving 300 life sentences on devils island.

I wish HugoHackenbush could hold a job. Guy gets fired more than my M16.
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I wish HugoHackenbush could hold a job. Guy gets fired more than my M16.
He has. Hes an informant for the ATF and FBI, Because of your M16 they gonna be Waco/Ruby Ridge on yo ass.

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He has. Hes an informant for the ATF and FBI, Because of your M16 they gonna be Waco/Ruby Ridge on yo ass.

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Wish granted. Your manual is entitled Ford 1.6 and 1.8 Diesel Engine '84 to '96.

I wish women were only around whenever I was hungry or horny.
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