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October 28th, 2014, 03:56 PM
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 Red hot poker in the eye that makes it boil and bubble, or defending yourself from zombies with one foot nailed to the floor?
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October 28th, 2014, 04:13 PM
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defending yourself from zombies with one foot nailed to the floor No different to visiting Max's flat again  No Pizza ever again or No Beer ever again 
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October 28th, 2014, 04:25 PM
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Jehova's Witnesses hammering on your door EVERY time you settle down to have a crap, or cleaning the rust off 30 metres of iron railings with a wire brush every day?
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October 28th, 2014, 05:00 PM
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Surely you mean use a cactus as a dildo and post in the she male thread! 
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October 29th, 2014, 08:46 AM
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I'd invite em' and let em' watchSpending an entire evening getting wined and dined by George Michael, or Holding hands in public with Elton John for 2 minutes with the papparazzi around
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October 29th, 2014, 11:15 AM
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Permanently changing your name to "Fcuk Off" or being the tail of a real human centipede.
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October 30th, 2014, 08:24 AM
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First option, i hear this allready all the time
Burned alive or modding one year with Greenman 
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October 30th, 2014, 08:33 AM
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Because he's still green and I'm red  Shaving your balls with a blunt rusty razor once or using sandpaper as your toilet paper for a year
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October 31st, 2014, 07:02 PM
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I take the first option. I always buy the expensive, extra fluffy toiletpapper, my GF once bought a big pack of those eco toiletpapper....it was a pain in the a.....  Put your dick in a meatgrinder or Hydrochloric acid in your face?
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November 1st, 2014, 03:07 AM
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Itching or stinging?
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