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May 13th, 2022, 01:50 PM | #1 |
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Great misunderstandings during sex
In the height of passion communication can be impaired.
Years ago, when i was about 30, I was in a relationship with an outwardly respectable but very adventurous woman in her fifties. One day, after about half an hour of her enegetically riding my face on the bathroom floor , I made a simple request. I thought it would be really exciting for her to taste her own juices. 'Kiss me!' I panted. I sensed her hesitation, her pussy hovering just above my face. 'Are you sure?' she asked. Of course I was sure. Then she quivered slightly and unleased a torrent of hot, intoxicating urine in my face. It turned out she's misheard my request as 'piss on me', something she'd apparently being aching to do for quite some time. |
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May 13th, 2022, 01:53 PM | #2 |
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No great ones for me, but two classic jokes come to mind...
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June 27th, 2022, 03:27 AM | #3 |
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Well, after sex I began to masturbate my partner, and she got hot throught words too. So she asked me to cum inside her, my dick then got ready again, but she stopped and said that the situation was on her mind only. Then I countinued and she came.
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June 27th, 2022, 07:12 AM | #4 |
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My wife never let me come in her mouth and always finished me with her hand when she knew I was going to cum. Many years ago as she was sucking me and I was having trouble cumming . After about a half hour she stopped sucking and told me to cum and then continued to suck. I thought she meant cum in her mouth and the thought helped me to unload in her mouth. She gagged and spit out my cum and asked me why I did that. I told her you told me to cum , she said I didn't mean in my mouth.
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