Weird or amusing album covers - Page 4

**mamlassus** · January 23rd, 2009, 06:22 PM

This album is really carved in stone

Celebrations by Motörhead

Window to the parallel world... ...and back

Masterstroke from Ken Kelly to Manowar (cover is cut - my scanner is small

)

**Futuro** · January 26th, 2009, 02:45 PM

British band, Venom, was known as a forefathers of black-metal and such sayings as: "We drink priests vomit" "Venom never plays as a support act". There`s no contradiction for first one but second is big, pure lie. Venom supported Foster Edwards orchestra, band well known trashing their instruments middle of the gig, some people injured seriously when they started stagediving and they dropped big turds on stage. They were so hardcore that even GG Allin ran scared away from one of their gig. Here`s cover from their progressive years, album that The Who rudely ripped off later:

And here`s that cheap imitation, "classic" maybe, but The Who trashed their instrument at the end of the gig NOT in the middle, well how rock`n`roll is that? Poor show!

**Futuro** · January 27th, 2009, 09:29 PM

Just few dull "jokes" more and I`m off here. Please friends keep this thread alive, I have enjoyed a lot to post into this thread, started by Greenskull. Net is full of scans of ridiculous and weird LP-covers. Maybe most popular sites offer pretty much similar stuff as posted here but if you dig deeper you could find very freaky stuff!!!

Even Poland at 80`s was full of Hollywood propaganda: "In space no-one can hear your scream" or something like that:

I admit, off-topic, that was movie poster, but there`s no cool record-cover for that movie, where they yell "Let`s get hell out of here!!!" about 41 times.

But here`s a recorded evidence that your scream could be heared very well and and someone even composed music in space:

These two are "just" all-time hits, regular stuff at your nearest Spermarket:

Here`s some weirdness from Finland:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R-tTAoROCA
Gregorius sings "Y M C A" in finnish tv:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWB2e75BQuw

**Futuro** · February 20th, 2009, 09:26 PM

I`m preparing to "Weird or amusing album covers"-thread revival by re-posting this horrible Swedish Christmas-record:

You know why? It`s bloody TOY-guitar that guy is holding!
Why? For sexual magnetism, macho-thing, he looks much bigger!
"Just look that hairy chest! Of course It`s done by purpose!"
Or maybe It`s Lo-Fi garagerock- record.

beezer60 · February 20th, 2009, 10:48 PM

MaxJoker · February 22nd, 2009, 01:40 AM

This first cover has got to be my ultimate favourite , and it is

**Futuro** · March 30th, 2009, 02:10 PM

Time to get some life into this thread, this is a special one. So special, that you actually have to hear it. It´s totally hardcore, so much sugar and kindness that you could clear whole army of annoying gangsta-rappers and Nietzsche-reading, serious death-metalists with this, easily. It´s a vinyl-rip, so bit of crackling noise is just "cool".

My favourite is track called "Mellow mood for maidenhair" . "You don`t have to walk a begonia", is a ace tune too.
http://www.4shared.com/file/95788360...b0/Plan10.html

Estreeter · March 30th, 2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

This first cover has got to be my ultimate favourite , and it is

I don't know why, but i need to know the names of the songs on the album

**Mr.Bungle** · March 30th, 2009, 04:06 PM

I , for one, would go see a folksinging
lycanthrope comedian in a heartbeat:

Sadly, the LP isn't half as good as the cover.

January 23rd, 2009, 06:22 PM	#32
mamlassus Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Czech republic Posts: 1,690 Thanks: 25,740 Thanked 52,235 Times in 1,791 Posts	This album is really carved in stone Celebrations by Motörhead Window to the parallel world... ...and back Masterstroke from Ken Kelly to Manowar (cover is cut - my scanner is small) Last edited by mamlassus; January 1st, 2022 at 08:57 AM..

January 26th, 2009, 02:45 PM	#33
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	British band, Venom, was known as a forefathers of black-metal and such sayings as: "We drink priests vomit" "Venom never plays as a support act". There`s no contradiction for first one but second is big, pure lie. Venom supported Foster Edwards orchestra, band well known trashing their instruments middle of the gig, some people injured seriously when they started stagediving and they dropped big turds on stage. They were so hardcore that even GG Allin ran scared away from one of their gig. Here`s cover from their progressive years, album that The Who rudely ripped off later: And here`s that cheap imitation, "classic" maybe, but The Who trashed their instrument at the end of the gig NOT in the middle, well how rock`n`roll is that? Poor show! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading.

January 27th, 2009, 09:29 PM	#34
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Just few dull "jokes" more and I`m off here. Please friends keep this thread alive, I have enjoyed a lot to post into this thread, started by Greenskull. Net is full of scans of ridiculous and weird LP-covers. Maybe most popular sites offer pretty much similar stuff as posted here but if you dig deeper you could find very freaky stuff!!! Even Poland at 80`s was full of Hollywood propaganda: "In space no-one can hear your scream" or something like that: I admit, off-topic, that was movie poster, but there`s no cool record-cover for that movie, where they yell "Let`s get hell out of here!!!" about 41 times. But here`s a recorded evidence that your scream could be heared very well and and someone even composed music in space: These two are "just" all-time hits, regular stuff at your nearest Spermarket: Here`s some weirdness from Finland: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R-tTAoROCA Gregorius sings "Y M C A" in finnish tv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWB2e75BQuw __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; January 27th, 2009 at 10:14 PM..

February 20th, 2009, 09:26 PM	#35
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	I`m preparing to "Weird or amusing album covers"-thread revival by re-posting this horrible Swedish Christmas-record: You know why? It`s bloody TOY-guitar that guy is holding! Why? For sexual magnetism, macho-thing, he looks much bigger! "Just look that hairy chest! Of course It`s done by purpose!" Or maybe It`s Lo-Fi garagerock- record. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; February 20th, 2009 at 09:29 PM..

February 20th, 2009, 10:48 PM	#36
beezer60 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 245 Thanks: 930 Thanked 9,642 Times in 241 Posts	Seriously weird shit

January 22nd, 2009, 05:08 PM	#31
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February 22nd, 2009, 01:40 AM	#37
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	This first cover has got to be my ultimate favourite , and it is __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; February 22nd, 2009 at 01:56 AM.. Reason: Because Drella is a right gent in my book

March 30th, 2009, 02:10 PM	#38
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Time to get some life into this thread, this is a special one. So special, that you actually have to hear it. It´s totally hardcore, so much sugar and kindness that you could clear whole army of annoying gangsta-rappers and Nietzsche-reading, serious death-metalists with this, easily. It´s a vinyl-rip, so bit of crackling noise is just "cool". My favourite is track called "Mellow mood for maidenhair" . "You don`t have to walk a begonia", is a ace tune too. http://www.4shared.com/file/95788360...b0/Plan10.html Last edited by Futuro; July 14th, 2009 at 11:38 AM.. Reason: Wrote "Nietzsche" properly! :)

March 30th, 2009, 04:06 PM	#40
Mr.Bungle Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 4,069 Thanks: 4,274 Thanked 189,139 Times in 4,171 Posts	I , for one, would go see a folksinging lycanthrope comedian in a heartbeat: Sadly, the LP isn't half as good as the cover. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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